i got really paranoid about pregnancy because of that (like immediately after). my peirod was late, too, but pregnancy test said NOPE so *whew* then of course, peirod came the next day and i was irked for wasting money on a pregnancy test.Pistol Whip wrote:Is it really that unreasonable to think that cum could drip out of a girls anus and into her vagina?
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amelia - you need to pick better dudes to bone down with. gah.
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HANA IN THE ANAL BONE ZONE.hana maru wrote:amelia - you need to pick better dudes to bone down with. gah.
i got really paranoid about pregnancy because of that (like immediately after). my peirod was late, too, but pregnancy test said NOPE so *whew* then of course, peirod came the next day and i was irked for wasting money on a pregnancy test.Pistol Whip wrote:Is it really that unreasonable to think that cum could drip out of a girls anus and into her vagina?
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FUCK YEAH HANA!!
turn these off meatman.
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EDIT: THE ANAL CREAM PIE BONE ZONE.
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What!? No. YOU make yourself out to be ugly, girl! It's none of my doing.Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:so mari thinks i'm ugly...interesting.
Butt, anyays... Hana!!! I have even more respect for you!!!
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ugh ummm
it was only one time, guys.
it was only one time, guys.
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Pistol Whip wrote:Yeah good call because if you hadn't not only would you have been sleeping with her but you would of also been sleeping with members of Moonspell and Shagrath from Dimu.
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Whoever she is, she sounds like Kimberly Goss.
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Oh, well when you get up to 28 let me know...hana maru wrote:ugh ummm
it was only one time, guys.
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i don't think that will be happening, marissa.
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How about at least like 4-5 more...
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i dunno about that, he'd have to be reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllly awesome.
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If that actually happened, that spermatozoon DESERVES to fucking live.Pistol Whip wrote:Is it really that unreasonable to think that cum could drip out of a girls anus and into her vagina?
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There's a sweaty out there for you, Hana, who's combination of wit and dashing good looks will one day open those gates and that is how you will know he's the one.
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Jesus fucking christ, Tujofa.riley-o wrote:wait...Pistol Whip wrote:But on a side note she was on the pill so I got to paint her butt walls with all the cum my weiner could vomit.
wait a minute...
...what ?!
You are one of the dumbest people I've ever heard.
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I read it out loud in a retarded mexican voice and then started making fun of myself. Lolol what a faggot.
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haharape bear wrote:There's a sweaty out there for you, Hana, who's combination of wit and dashing good looks will one day open those gates and that is how you will know he's the one.
well the um guy that um well yeah, he was a wonderful combination of wit & dashing good looks, too...
no sweaty for me.
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http://www.scarleteen.com/article/advic ... and_is_not
"Anal sex is not a method of birth control.
While vaginal intercourse presents a much higher risk of pregnancy, unprotected anal sex can also present pregnancy risks. During sex, when we're all aroused, things usually get mighty slippery down there. So, if you're a receptive partner to anal sex, when your partner ejaculates, that ejaculate will run out of the anus, and sometimes can easily slide down the perineum to the vaginal opening. That can create a pregnancy"
"Anal sex is not a method of birth control.
While vaginal intercourse presents a much higher risk of pregnancy, unprotected anal sex can also present pregnancy risks. During sex, when we're all aroused, things usually get mighty slippery down there. So, if you're a receptive partner to anal sex, when your partner ejaculates, that ejaculate will run out of the anus, and sometimes can easily slide down the perineum to the vaginal opening. That can create a pregnancy"
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Sounds like urban myth to me. The chances of conception from blowing in a girls vag are low enough as it is. I don't see how wayward sperm from the butt can have any chance of making it down into the vag and through her canal. That's like trying to shoot a kitten from 8 miles away with a pistol.
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Well it obviously wasn't the right combination.hana maru wrote:haharape bear wrote:There's a sweaty out there for you, Hana, who's combination of wit and dashing good looks will one day open those gates and that is how you will know he's the one.
well the um guy that um well yeah, he was a wonderful combination of wit & dashing good looks, too...
no sweaty for me.
He's out there for you Hana! I promise!
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definitely can happenScarlet Bro Hansen wrote:ejaculate will run out of the anus, and sometimes can easily slide down the perineum to the vaginal opening.
sperms can live up to 6 days inside a woman.Friendly Goatus wrote:Sounds like urban myth to me. The chances of conception from blowing in a girls vag are low enough as it is. I don't see how wayward sperm from the butt can have any chance of making it down into the vag and through her canal. That's like trying to shoot a kitten from 8 miles away with a pistol.
*shudder*
good thing for those trying NOT to create a parasite - a woman's egg is only viable for 24 hrs.
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cheering on my finding the right sweaty for butt sex is just...rape bear wrote:Well it obviously wasn't the right combination.
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considering how much work most people have to put into getting pregnant, blowing it in an ass seems like not the most worrisome pregnancy route
particularly when you're discussing "on the pill" concerns
seriously i would love to see some numbers on ass ejaculations that led to pregnancies compared to failed pill use pregnancies
particularly when you're discussing "on the pill" concerns
seriously i would love to see some numbers on ass ejaculations that led to pregnancies compared to failed pill use pregnancies
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Hey girls, tittie-fucking can get you pregnant because cum can drip into the vagina.
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Even if it's true that buttspermies can get a girl preggers, the chances of this must be so low. Like sub .1% low. We take greater chances than that driving cars, walking, getting out of bed in the morning. Why would someone get bent out of shape over this possibility and not the everyday possibility of dying from a meteor falling on your head?hana maru wrote:sperms can live up to 6 days inside a woman.Friendly Goatus wrote:Sounds like urban myth to me. The chances of conception from blowing in a girls vag are low enough as it is. I don't see how wayward sperm from the butt can have any chance of making it down into the vag and through her canal. That's like trying to shoot a kitten from 8 miles away with a pistol.
*shudder*
good thing for those trying NOT to create a parasite - a woman's egg is only viable for 24 hrs.