My farmers market doesn't open until June 5th...
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My farmers market doesn't open until June 5th...
The old lady is despondant about the lack of access to fine tasting jam and I am in dire need of being able to roast fresh food. Fucking shit. I got addicted to the farmers market last year and I'll be moaning about it without end until I get back home from MDF when I will finally be able shove a sweet potato up my ass again after a long winter going without...
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Re: My farmers market doesn't open until June 5th...
Your town is stupid.
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Re: My farmers market doesn't open until June 5th...
Farmers markets are stupid.
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Your mom is stupid.
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Re: My farmers market doesn't open until June 5th...
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SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU FUCKIN BITCH I'LL FUCK YOU UP
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yum.. rotting onions
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Yeah I made sure they were nice and moldy before using them.zombiehead wrote:yum.. rotting onions
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Here in America we have these things called supermarkers, where you can purchase fresh vegetabobbles year round. Amazing, huh?
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Don't you live near North Dakota or something?
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Farmers market every Sunday morning motherfuckers! Squash, carrots, onions, garlic, eggs, bacon, sausage, salad greens, kale, chard, oranges, strawberries, potatoes, avocados, fuckin' god damn right! Pomelos and lemons too FTW!
and cabbage too, yum!
and cabbage too, yum!
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An hour north of the North Dakotan border.smellmyfinger wrote:Don't you live near North Dakota or something?
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Re: My farmers market doesn't open until June 5th...
Super flea has farmers selling old tomatoes and vegan wares year round...right next to the rusty shovel stand outside.
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btw, there's a church on kenmore ave that's opening a flea market in may... i'm pumped
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zombiehead wrote:btw, there's a church on kenmore ave that's opening a flea market in may... i'm pumped
will check it out.
the Cheekto Vegas dirt bags are gonna be hard to top though in the Peyton Place of Kenmore.
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Re: My farmers market doesn't open until June 5th...
One of the biggest ones in town just opened for the season this last weekend. Didn't make it but I'll visit in the next couple weekends.
There's one 3 blocks away from my office every Wednesday from 10-3. I go at least 2-3 times a month if I can take a long enough lunch break to slowly walk around the whole thing.
They just opened a new one last year about a 25 min walk from my house down the hipster drag (NE Alberta). It's only open Sundays from 10-2. It was small and not much variety but I'll definitely check them out again for their second year. One time that I went last year I got a tamale that was probably the best one I've ever had.
There's one 3 blocks away from my office every Wednesday from 10-3. I go at least 2-3 times a month if I can take a long enough lunch break to slowly walk around the whole thing.
They just opened a new one last year about a 25 min walk from my house down the hipster drag (NE Alberta). It's only open Sundays from 10-2. It was small and not much variety but I'll definitely check them out again for their second year. One time that I went last year I got a tamale that was probably the best one I've ever had.
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there is a bikable one everyday of the week except thursday i think
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Toxicarius wrote:Here in America we have these things called supermarkers, where you can purchase fresh vegetabobbles year round. They taste like shit and cost too much!
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First world problems.
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zombiehead wrote:yum.. rotting onions
Oh yeah look at this fucking phantom gourmet right here....
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So, Do the cornflakes go in the sugar before I form these balls, or does the sugar go in first before the cornflakes? Let me check the box...
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oh, i hit a sore spot
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haha what a joke city...
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TORT REFORM NOW!