Oh yeah look at this fucking phantom gourmet right here....
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
So, Do the cornflakes go in the sugar before I form these balls, or does the sugar go in first before the cornflakes? Let me check the box...
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
noah thirteen wrote:I particularly enjoy the stereotype of the "hot farmers daughters" which is amazingly true!! How did it happen?!?! They're all fifteen!!!!
Let thy food be thy medicine, motherfucker. - Dr. Hibbert
FVBTVS wrote: ↑Tue Feb 06, 2018 12:04 pmfrom enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
Toxicarius wrote:Here in America we have these things called supermarkers, where you can purchase fresh vegetabobbles year round. They taste like shit and cost too much!
We have seasonal farmers markets around the area as well, but most of their produce is MORE expensive than what you can find in superdupermarkets, and the quality is variable, just like the superdupermarkets. Maybe you fall for the olde-timey romanticism and atmosphere of thee ye olde farmer in the dell market, and that's fine, but I won't.
Toxicarius wrote:
We have seasonal farmers markets around the area as well, but most of their produce is MORE expensive than what you can find in superdupermarkets, and the quality is variable
Not everyone goes to the dump for food. However this isn't a thread to brag about how you live in an overpriced shit hole.
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
hey guys I found some green droopy fishsticks still in the box and some old pizza slices for dinner last night! It had the contents of an exploded pen on it, but I scraped it off and it's totally safe. FARMERS ARE xasthur fans.
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
soiled depends wrote:hey guys I found some green droopy fishsticks still in the box and some old pizza slices for dinner last night! It had the contents of an exploded pen on it, but I scraped it off and it's totally safe. FARMERS ARE xasthur fans.
Zerohero wrote:Super flea has farmers selling old tomatoes and vegan wares year round...right next to the rusty shovel stand outside.
You forgot about the random can goods and the box of stove top stuffing (I think they sell as collectibiles)
This is like talking to an internet ghost who doesn't even realize he's a ghost yet and keeps trying to talk to those around him. If you try to put a shirt on so people can recognize you I WILL PUNCH THE SHIRT INTO OBLIVION thus rendering you still a ghost. FUCK YOU, smellmyfinger