Hatchet Happenings..the monthly ICP newscast

[zzzzzzzz]

I'd go to one if I one a free pass, I'd stay insanely shitty on cheap booze and try to bang some hideous Elmer faced juggalettes in my tent

[zombiehead]

http://www.cracked.com/video_18163_if-j ... annel.html

[rape bear]

I'd go to one if I one a free pass, I'd stay insanely shitty on cheap booze and try to bang some hideous Elmer faced juggalettes in my tent

I was offered free tickets to go to their annual Halloween show in Detroit: Hallowicked, and I refused them.

There is no way I would ever go see them, even for free.

[Necrometer]

You know how there's that translator that can make cnn.com read in ebonics? This is the video version with MSNBC transformed into Juggalese. They're talking about real issues but everyone has silly names and uses the lingo. Worth your 3 minutes.

[Erik13]

I can't believe Kittie is touring with these morons.

[Black Jacques]

-probably drink Faygo now Erik...

[Dr Yail Bloor]

i am in shock, good lord.

[Burpcore the GRIM]

I'm going to huff glue until I morph into a juggalo and then I will enjoy life

Glue might not cut it. You might have to go all out and go for the mason jar full of turpentine.