I just put a whole small chicken down my garbage disposal...

[the awesome Assassin]

Took about 25 minutes but I got the job down... I'm sick of buying garbage bags and recycling... Everything is going down the disposal.

[Zerohero]

posting to keep this thread a-rollin'

[soiled depends]

[riley-o]

oh damn it i just realized i forgot to take out the trash again ! my imagination girlfriend is going to kill me...

[Tony Twist]

A whole small LIVE chicken, right?

[Bored, Esq.]

oh damn it i just realized i forgot to take out the trash again ! my imagination girlfriend is going to kill me...

Pro-Tip: I started putting it in front of my door before bed and that way I don't forget it when I leave in the morning.

WOULD THAT BE YOUR IMAGINATION DOOR MY GOOD MAN

[riley-o]

oh damn it i just realized i forgot to take out the trash again ! my imagination girlfriend is going to kill me...

Pro-Tip: I started putting it in front of my door before bed and that way I don't forget it when I leave in the morning.

i wouldn't remember to put it in front of my door ! i always think "i have to do just this one thing, then i do that !" but then forget the that while i'm doing this. hell i remembered two minutes before leaving to take the garbage out. "oh i'll just put my shoes on here, then the garbage is coming with me ! la dee da dee, just tying my shoes in the morning, on the way to work, tuma tum tum tee... i should listen to that new chasm album on the way to work, it's a real mood-setter... say, i sure hope the deli has some chicken salads today... welp, time to go to work !"

[neckbeard]

maybe just move the trashcan next to the door then

[riley-o]

Hire an imaginary butler!!!

i did ! unfortunately he was always flirting with my imagination girl so i had to fire him... i keep picturing his cadillac driving around my brain lately though... i hope i'm not planning to get pretend cheated on....

[the awesome Assassin]

It has nothing to do with remembering to put the garbage out... I'm just not doing it anymore when I can stuff everything down the sink...

[Erik13]

Don't get your fingers caught in there.

[the awesome Assassin]

I have a poking stick...

[Black Jacques]

That's not meant for garburators and you know it.

[the awesome Assassin]

That's not meant for garburators and you know it.

Take a hike hippy...

[Zerohero]

[BUNGVOX]

why dont you just do everyone a favor and stuff yourself down the garbage disposal.

[From Blintzes to Crepes]

The garbage disposal at my house works, but the line under the sink (like in the wall, not the one directly under the sink) is clogged. Maybe I should shove a chicken down there to unclog it?