White trash thread: Who's donated plasma?
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if i wanted to make $35 quick, i'd just sell a record or two. i always thought donating plasma was for stupid people.
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i wasn't making fun, i was relatingGunther wrote:Look at mister can't even look at a needle making fun of someone over here.
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You can't buy street drugs with a debit card.Luca Blight wrote:I did this today!
I've never seen a bigger gathering of the juggalos of scumfucks in one place...but it was cool, I got to sit in a chair for an hour with a needle jammed in my arm, listened to some 'tunes on the iPod, and walked out with $50 rahmerbux. And they give you a fucking debit card...how's that for white trash?
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Please convert that to Beguilebux so I know if I should get in on this racket.Luca Blight wrote:walked out with $50 rahmerbux.
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I was doing this for a little while about 7 years ago. Then one day I went in and they told me I had to "talk to the nurse," which was never a good thing. She told me they could no longer accept my plasma because my liver enzyme levels were too high. Oh well, at least I didn't have teh AIDS.
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I had a couple friends start doing it when we got out of high school. Those same friends are all no better in their 30's than they were when they were 19.
I thought about it a few times but have never done it. My aversion to it because of my old friends causes me no negative judgement on any of you who do it now but unfortunately I've always connected it with losers.
If you are doing it as part of your recipe to make ends meet (without a drug problem) then I have no ill will toward you.
I thought about it a few times but have never done it. My aversion to it because of my old friends causes me no negative judgement on any of you who do it now but unfortunately I've always connected it with losers.
If you are doing it as part of your recipe to make ends meet (without a drug problem) then I have no ill will toward you.
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That's sperm. You only get $50 or so for plasma. I've never donated plasma, but have known many, many people who have.Vanessa America wrote:Don't they only give you a couple hundred bucks? How will that beer budget for your champagne lifestyle?
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about ten years ago i did it until my vein calloused
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I actually wondered about this when I had my little junkie habit at 19-21, but I never pursued that either. The old hometown really didn't have this kind of donation service and if they did, they didn't advertise very good....amos galore wrote:sperm
I almost wish I would have donated bodily fluids during this period instead of losing two guitars in a pawn shop....
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you should've just shown up at random doors and started jerking off.Introvert wrote:I actually wondered about this when I had my little junkie habit at 19-21, but I never pursued that either. The old hometown really didn't have this kind of donation service and if they did, they didn't advertise very good....amos galore wrote:sperm
I almost wish I would have donated bodily fluids during this period instead of losing two guitars in a pawn shop....
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Oh I did that for free.triple clutcher v2.5b wrote:you should've just shown up at random doors and started jerking off.Introvert wrote:I actually wondered about this when I had my little junkie habit at 19-21, but I never pursued that either. The old hometown really didn't have this kind of donation service and if they did, they didn't advertise very good....amos galore wrote:sperm
I almost wish I would have donated bodily fluids during this period instead of losing two guitars in a pawn shop....
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I finally went today. They were short staffed, so it took fucking forever, but I got a lot of reading done and got $50. Not bad. I get lightheaded pretty easily, which started when I started taking Lisinopril, so I got pretty wobbly for a bit, but all in all it wasn't too unpleasant. It's a little weird seeing the saline and red blood cells go back into your arm, since its hot pink.
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My buddy works nights for the USPS. Whenever he needs a paid day off he donates and then goes about his business. He's had no issues from this.
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I'd donate if I was allowed to by law. Sucked to be on a military base in Germany in '86.
1. At least 5'10" (check for you)
2. BMI < x (?)
3. Education / IQ >= bachelor's degree
4. No family history of diseases a, b, c, and d
5. Not black
So basically if you're a potentially rich white guy that's healthy, you could be on the gravy train by jacking off into a cup every couple weeks or so.
Sperm donation is really, really tough to get into because you have to be:Introvert wrote:I actually wondered about this when I had my little junkie habit at 19-21, but I never pursued that either. The old hometown really didn't have this kind of donation service and if they did, they didn't advertise very good....
1. At least 5'10" (check for you)
2. BMI < x (?)
3. Education / IQ >= bachelor's degree
4. No family history of diseases a, b, c, and d
5. Not black
So basically if you're a potentially rich white guy that's healthy, you could be on the gravy train by jacking off into a cup every couple weeks or so.
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Wait, were you a part of a supersoldier program as a baby or something? Talk about cryptic..
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There was a disease of some sort in a number of areas on US military bases, including parts of Germany, that the Red Cross and a bunch of organizations don't know the spread of or its precise pathology, so anyone that was in Germany from (I think) 1985-1987 is not allowed to donate blood to public banks. I think they may have lifted it or will lift that in about 10 more years.
If you ever go to donate blood, they have you fill out a form and they ask you a few questions that would count under that and if you say "yes, I was in X during Y-Z" you're not eligible to donate. If they don't have you fill out a form with those questions umm.... well I hope I never need to receive blood from that bank.
If you ever go to donate blood, they have you fill out a form and they ask you a few questions that would count under that and if you say "yes, I was in X during Y-Z" you're not eligible to donate. If they don't have you fill out a form with those questions umm.... well I hope I never need to receive blood from that bank.
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There was nothing about Germany... I don't have Creutzfeld-Jakob and I haven't given anybody drugs for sex and I have never been to Gabon. Good to go.
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I've been dead broke before and I've never done this shit, I'd rather go to day labor or sell pot
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Or borrow money from your grandmother...
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Clearly you've never seen someone hand over the debit card and PIN number to their dealer.... Or been the dealer that receives the card...Luca Blight wrote:they do give you a PIN # so you can go to an ATM...so that kinda defeats the purpose.Turd Murder wrote:You can't buy street drugs with a debit card.Luca Blight wrote:I did this today!
I've never seen a bigger gathering of the juggalos of scumfucks in one place...but it was cool, I got to sit in a chair for an hour with a needle jammed in my arm, listened to some 'tunes on the iPod, and walked out with $50 rahmerbux. And they give you a fucking debit card...how's that for white trash?
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You would rather dig ditches with Robert than sit and read for a few hours?zzzzzzzz wrote:I've been dead broke before and I've never done this shit, I'd rather go to day labor or sell pot
This place pays cash, from an atm. No cards, they just give you a pin number and you get the cash and go. It's also in the exact worst few blocks in the state. You could probably include Iowa, too...
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Gookstorm wrote: Sperm donation is really, really tough to get into because you have to be:
1. At least 5'10" (check for you)
2. BMI < x (?)
3. Education / IQ >= bachelor's degree
4. No family history of diseases a, b, c, and d
5. Not black
So basically if you're a potentially rich white guy that's healthy, you could be on the gravy train by jacking off into a cup every couple weeks or so.
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Re: White trash thread: Who's donated plasma?
I enjoy the thought of 100s of my anonymous children running around out there. I doubt I qualify for this "service." I have no problem with having children...I just don't want to know them.