I Would Murder Amelia In Cold Blood

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

did i say i was explaining it to them? no. i did not. there were other people in the bar, a somewhat punk bar, that were upset about photos being taken. i explained that they (the PBR people) had to take pictures to prove they were in a bar 'working' since all of the free beers were going on the company's tab. duh.

the one pretty lady from North Dakota (i think?) wanted me to be her buddy on the pbr bar hopping bus, and i stalled. probably for the best, i was already drinking vodka all night. i would have pissed the old pbr dudes (her superiors?) with frosted tips off anyway....

[The Torsion]

women spend their entire lives in fear of getting raped and murdered.

This reminds me of Natasha Leggero saying something like "Why are my ugly friends the most worried about getting raped?"

[RHT]

Who said anything about rape?

I did. I'm going to rape her boobs.

[Bored, Esq.]

I've never seen beer reps or marketing people in a bar but I have seen those cigarette chicks going around passing out packs and at the time they were really appreciated.

[Bored, Esq.]

An unstable, frumpy looking woman who wears a skirt over her jeans thinks she can teach the PBR company a little something about business.

To be fair...she's probably exactly what they're looking for.

[soiled depends]

I've never seen beer reps or marketing people in a bar but I have seen those cigarette chicks going around passing out packs and at the time they were really appreciated.

A bunch of Jag girls were walking through the crowd handing out shots of Jag as a promo thing. We cornered them and angrily drank their product until they grew uncomfortable...

I used to like this story, but now it makes me feel like an asshole....

[Bored, Esq.]

I've never seen beer reps or marketing people in a bar but I have seen those cigarette chicks going around passing out packs and at the time they were really appreciated.

A bunch of Jag girls were walking through the crowd handing out shots of Jag as a promo thing. We cornered them and angrily drank their product until they grew uncomfortable...

I used to like this story, but now it makes me feel like an asshole....

No, no...it's a good story and there's plenty more shit liquor where that came from.

[Hypnagogia]

wouldn't it be warm blood?
why are people always killed in cold blood?

[Bored, Esq.]

wouldn't it be warm blood?
why are people always killed in cold blood?

Passionless, without emotion, deliberately and planned out ahead of time...basically 1st degree.

[Mari_Mar]

I always took it as a dehumanizing metaphor at its root, labeling the killer as something other than human.

[Hypnagogia]

I always took it as a dehumanizing metaphor at its root, labeling the killer as something other than human.

wouldn't it be warm blood?
why are people always killed in cold blood?

Passionless, without emotion, deliberately and planned out ahead of time...basically 1st degree.

yeah, probably some combination of these.
I always assumed it was some retarded expression because the body/blood is cold by the time it's found.

...like people who say "i could care less".

[Double Anal]

women spend their entire lives in fear of getting raped and murdered.

This reminds me of Natasha Leggero saying something like "Why are my ugly friends the most worried about getting raped?"

my ugly roomate heidi is tremendously afraid of getting raped. she is scared to leave the house and she calls us to walk out front and meet her at her car at night so she doesnt have to walk alone. she swears shes been raped before but she is full of shit. i cant even start on how many straight up lies she tells everyone in full belief in herself that she is telling the truth.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

i'm one of those ugly chicks that just lets rape happen and doesn't report it since it's usually been a friend or acquaintance, and usually i was drunk and didn't fight them off or say no forcefully enough. just go with it. i mean if someone random jumped out of a bush that would be a different story, but i'm not the kind of person generally targeted for the purpose of specific and anonymous raping. basically what i'm saying is drunk dudes (and even worse, the sober guy around all of the drunk chicks) can be pushy buttholes. i've performed my share of rape too, so i think balance has been restored. i feel an inner peace despite my rapehole's many excavations.

[amos galore]

women spend their entire lives in fear of getting raped and murdered.

This reminds me of Natasha Leggero saying something like "Why are my ugly friends the most worried about getting raped?"

I should've gone to see her a week or so ago at the dumb comedy club 5 minutes down the road. Oh well.

[Necrometer]

wouldn't it be warm blood?
why are people always killed in cold blood?

Passionless, without emotion, deliberately and planned out ahead of time...basically 1st degree.

Seriously how does Mallard have zero capacity for abstract thought? Dude made a thread asking why it's called a "fish-eye" lens...

[Bored, Esq.]

wouldn't it be warm blood?
why are people always killed in cold blood?

Passionless, without emotion, deliberately and planned out ahead of time...basically 1st degree.

Seriously how does Mallard have zero capacity for abstract thought? Dude made a thread asking why it's called a "fish-eye" lens...

There are a lot of questions about the RBB folk that are better left unanswered. Seriously, I keep a spreadsheet of them with an angst rating next to each one, 1-10. This one merits like a...3?

[Teufel]

[Hypnagogia]

wouldn't it be warm blood?
why are people always killed in cold blood?

Passionless, without emotion, deliberately and planned out ahead of time...basically 1st degree.

Seriously how does Mallard have zero capacity for abstract thought? Dude made a thread asking why it's called a "fish-eye" lens...

I do man...just with abstract things, not with words.
Words are way too literal; I'm good with instruction, technical writing, etc, but when it comes to creating metaphors or word play/associations, I fucking suck.

I vaguely remember the fish-eye lens thread...I was probably drunk.
http://reeelapse.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=30868
....11:35 PM; yup, almost certainly drunk.

[Necrometer]

pro-tip: words are abstractions

[Friendly Goatus]

Mallard is simultaneously smart and dumb at the same time. I'm pretty sure he's autistic.