riley-o wrote:marissa i'm really going to need you to stop abusing italics
Can I at least keep abusing smilies???
riley-o wrote:marissa i'm really going to need you to stop abusing italics
Pisscubes wrote:"Females, as a whole, are horrible, souless creatures bent on the destruction of males".
why? it isn't like any one state has easier to fuck teens. Kansas or Nebraska is you're offering a way out maybe.Hypnagogia wrote:just move to virginia
ah, I guess it's changed, but Virginia used to have an age of consent of 14.F/K/A HAPF wrote:why? it isn't like any one state has easier to fuck teens. Kansas or Nebraska is you're offering a way out maybe.Hypnagogia wrote:just move to virginia
that has been years ago. now we just "meet" girls in nc or states with AOCs of 16.Necrophilic Mallard wrote:ah, I guess it's changed, but Virginia used to have an age of consent of 14.F/K/A HAPF wrote:why? it isn't like any one state has easier to fuck teens. Kansas or Nebraska is you're offering a way out maybe.Hypnagogia wrote:just move to virginia
jakebonz wrote:SPOILERSPOILER_SHOWSPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
Friendly Goatus wrote:I want to shout obscenities into her vagina and then whisper apologies into her butthole
monsterod wrote:I'm gonna skin my dick to this when I'm sober enough to cum.
Gunther wrote:shut up redneck
this makes perfect sense.From Blintzes to Crepes wrote:Seriously. It's unfair that an inexperienced 15 year old gets to mash on some prime 16 year old box while I'm stuck nailing worn out 30 somethings. If the state deems her "road worthy" and her parents entrust her with an object capable of going high rates of speed, is dick really the worst thing for her? She can drive, she can fuck whomever she wants.
I don't mind...From Blintzes to Crepes wrote:Seriously. It's unfair that an inexperienced 15 year old gets to mash on some prime 16 year old box while I'm stuck nailing worn out 30 somethings.
u wipped?From Blintzes to Crepes wrote:I just want to make it clear that my girlfriend most definitely does NOT fall into the worn out 30 something category.
this is greatGookstorm wrote:The impact upon 16, 17, and 18 year old boys would be devastating through the introduction of so many extra men into their long-held macking bracket. On the other hand, the productivity improvement in this traditionally economically un-productive demographic may counteract the other effects as men no longer fear going to jail for fucking teen poontang that's held to some arbitrary puritanical age limit of minor/adult sexual interaction that's among the highest in even the industrial world.
Nope. I keep it trill like Pimp and Bun, do hoes bad and leave em on the run cause I don't got no love for em but hard dick and bubble gum.neckbeard wrote:u wipped?From Blintzes to Crepes wrote:I just want to make it clear that my girlfriend most definitely does NOT fall into the worn out 30 something category.
Friendly Goatus wrote:I want to shout obscenities into her vagina and then whisper apologies into her butthole
monsterod wrote:I'm gonna skin my dick to this when I'm sober enough to cum.
Gunther wrote:shut up redneck
You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to put YOUR penis in HER.eyehatethehumanrace wrote:actually I have, numerous times. but the girl ends up fucking me over in the end, usually.electronicham wrote:I loved jerking it then and I love jerking it now
Justin, you've never been laid before, have you?
lol yr gf lurksFrom Blintzes to Crepes wrote:Nope. I keep it trill like Pimp and Bun, do hoes bad and leave em on the run cause I don't got no love for em but hard dick and bubble gum.neckbeard wrote:u wipped?From Blintzes to Crepes wrote:I just want to make it clear that my girlfriend most definitely does NOT fall into the worn out 30 something category.
Nobody admits to being pussy whipped, deal wid it.From Blintzes to Crepes wrote:Nope. I keep it trill like Pimp and Bun, do hoes bad and leave em on the run cause I don't got no love for em but hard dick and bubble gum.neckbeard wrote:u wipped?From Blintzes to Crepes wrote:I just want to make it clear that my girlfriend most definitely does NOT fall into the worn out 30 something category.
Actually she doesn't lurk, nor does she have a dilapidated cunt, which is great. And Dilapidated Cunt is a really killer band name. Also, how can I be pussy whipped when I don't do a damn thing all day but sit home and watch tv while she's at work, makin' Daddy them dollaz?death by snoo snoo wrote:lol yr gf lurksFrom Blintzes to Crepes wrote:Nope. I keep it trill like Pimp and Bun, do hoes bad and leave em on the run cause I don't got no love for em but hard dick and bubble gum.neckbeard wrote:u wipped?From Blintzes to Crepes wrote:I just want to make it clear that my girlfriend most definitely does NOT fall into the worn out 30 something category.
Did you ever convince her to do more kegel exercises to repair her dilapidated cunt?
Friendly Goatus wrote:I want to shout obscenities into her vagina and then whisper apologies into her butthole
monsterod wrote:I'm gonna skin my dick to this when I'm sober enough to cum.
Gunther wrote:shut up redneck