So I made a CL personals ad...

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So I made a CL personals ad...

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I was chatting with andino about how beatboxing kind of makes me horny, and how much i'd love a guy to go to town while providing a play by play soundtrack of sorts to our fuckjaunt. anyhoo, here's the ad --

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cas/1671213498.html

here are the responses i've received thus far...
subject: beatboxing

i am all up for some fun. i can beatbox the shit out of your pud garage. let me know if you are interested in my services ;)

daytimes work best for me

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subject: omg thank you

best ad/pic ive seen in a long time

::two thumbs up::
subject: Wow. Best. Ad. Ever.


Sounds like you need Doug E. Fresh all up in you, or something....

Pretty sure that's going to be a tough sell in Portland.
subject: hahahaha

awesome


some guy sent a pic of a big ole wiener, but i didn't feel like downloading it,.
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1st
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Subject: Seeking a BEATBOXER to provide soundtrack to our sesh - w4m - 25 (NE Portland)

Oh boy, I read between the lines, you're loud!
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I heard all the ugly bitches go to Plenty of Fish, you might want to try there.
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I hope that's what that guy's head really looks like.
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Are there female bug chasers? That might be interesting. Poz loads.
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Streven Adler wrote:pud garage
Insightful fellow. He certainly hit the nail on the head.
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i bet one of you fuckers flagged it. way to cockblock, homo. :tdown:
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repost the same ad!
i can't see your signature.
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Making good Craigslist ads is high art where I'm from. I've posted things you pea-brains can only fantasize about...
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hana i'm so high. can you be my caregiver and do it for me?
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Toilet Fleet wrote:Making good Craigslist ads is high art where I'm from. I've posted things you pea-brains can only fantasize about...

i will impregnate you thricely...AT ONCE.
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Toilet Fleet wrote:Making good Craigslist ads is high art where I'm from. I've posted things you pea-brains can only fantasize about...
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