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by Pyrite Medal of Ignorance » Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:44 pm
I was chatting with andino about how beatboxing kind of makes me horny, and how much i'd love a guy to go to town while providing a play by play soundtrack of sorts to our fuckjaunt. anyhoo, here's the ad --
http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cas/1671213498.html
here are the responses i've received thus far...
subject: beatboxing
i am all up for some fun. i can beatbox the shit out of your pud garage. let me know if you are interested in my services
daytimes work best for me
subject: omg thank you
best ad/pic ive seen in a long time
::two thumbs up::
subject: Wow. Best. Ad. Ever.
Sounds like you need Doug E. Fresh all up in you, or something....
Pretty sure that's going to be a tough sell in Portland.
subject: hahahaha
awesome
some guy sent a pic of a big ole wiener, but i didn't feel like downloading it,.
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by monsterod » Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:46 pm
1st
turn these off meatman.
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by Pyrite Medal of Ignorance » Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:50 pm
Subject: Seeking a BEATBOXER to provide soundtrack to our sesh - w4m - 25 (NE Portland)
Oh boy, I read between the lines, you're loud!
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by doubleblumpkin » Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:48 am
I heard all the ugly bitches go to Plenty of Fish, you might want to try there.
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by Scarlet Bro Hansen » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:51 am
I hope that's what that guy's head really looks like.
james wrote: im not downloading LeakyRapes
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by Bored, Esq. » Thu Apr 01, 2010 4:17 am
Are there female bug chasers? That might be interesting. Poz loads.
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by Vagectomy » Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:06 am
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by Fighting Uruk-Hai » Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:11 am
Streven Adler wrote: pud garage
Insightful fellow. He certainly hit the nail on the head.
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by Pyrite Medal of Ignorance » Fri Apr 02, 2010 3:31 am
i bet one of you fuckers flagged it. way to cockblock, homo.
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by hana maru » Fri Apr 02, 2010 4:14 am
repost the same ad!
i can't see your signature.
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by Toilet Fleet » Fri Apr 02, 2010 4:24 am
Making good Craigslist ads is high art where I'm from. I've posted things you pea-brains can only fantasize about...
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by Pyrite Medal of Ignorance » Fri Apr 02, 2010 4:24 am
hana i'm so high. can you be my caregiver and do it for me?
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by Pyrite Medal of Ignorance » Fri Apr 02, 2010 4:25 am
Toilet Fleet wrote: Making good Craigslist ads is high art where I'm from. I've posted things you pea-brains can only fantasize about...
i will impregnate you thricely...AT ONCE.
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by Zerohero » Fri Apr 02, 2010 6:37 am
Toilet Fleet wrote: Making good Craigslist ads is high art where I'm from. I've posted things you pea-brains can only fantasize about...
post 2 prove
rileyo wrote: i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote: Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote: i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.