I would rather not drink than subject myself to lame domestics...
Is Alexander Keiths considred a domestic in Canada? Maybe it is...maybe it is not...
Anyhow, a good fifteen beers ensures a harsh crash at about 2pm the next day after being in very positive spirits all morning long...
It's no April Fools gag: I'm REALLY off my tits this morning
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does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
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Re: It's no April Fools gag: I'm REALLY off my tits this morning
you're kidding, eh? just like carrying food, drink, and dignity to a table full of ungrateful bastards with their even more ungrateful screaming children while your boss yells at you from the kitchen to take care of the other 5 tables RIGHT NOW and for a whopping $5 tip isn't work? i'm sorry, no matter how worthless her soul is she is probably still kind of working hard. dissociation is a skill in and of itself.John Jr. wrote:spinning on a pole "work".
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Re: It's no April Fools gag: I'm REALLY off my tits this morning
'off my tits' is a common term round these parts, see also 'off my lips', 'ox me boff' as further examples.
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I guess there's crippling, life shattering levels of alcoholism, and then there's Lemmy.
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Dr Yail Bloor wrote:'off my tits' is a common term my mother uses when she wakes in the middle of the night to find me standing next to her bed with my pants at my ankles.
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unlike you I dont live with my parents.Vagectomy wrote:Dr Yail Bloor wrote:'off my tits' is a common term my mother uses when she wakes in the middle of the night to find me standing next to her bed with my pants at my ankles.
\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:
I guess there's crippling, life shattering levels of alcoholism, and then there's Lemmy.
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Unlike you, I've lived on my own for almost 20 years now. DUR DUR DUR. Come on kid, you got better than that?Dr Yail Bloor wrote:unlike you I dont live with my parents.Vagectomy wrote:Dr Yail Bloor wrote:'off my tits' is a common term my mother uses when she wakes in the middle of the night to find me standing next to her bed with my pants at my ankles.
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Clearly you've never been exposed to Snor's Scale of Hard Work...
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Fuck off hipster!noah thirteen wrote:Holy fuck bro...... awesome!!