Just got married to a Scorpio!! - APRIL FOOLS! Lol!

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Just got married to a Scorpio!! - APRIL FOOLS! Lol!

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ya we eloped at the courthouse this afternoon omg i never thot i wuld get married let alone to a scorpio! r we even compatible?! moar later, gotta go for now. wish me luck, u guys!
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Shoot yer zodiac all over her star chart.
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cool so you're posting here instead of fucking her in the cunt. Happily, she has AIDS already, so who fucking cares...
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APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!

u guys dont realy think i wuld betray my own sign like that, do u? lmao no way. this thread was a Huge success i see :roll: thanks best friend,and soiled for actualy caring but no i didnt marry a scorpio i was jk for april fools day.
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God damn it what's wrong with Scorpios...
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father of lies wrote:God damn it what's wrong with Scorpios...
we got off on the wrong foot,i hav nothing against the scorpios on reeelapse. u guys r all awsum,i just was betrayed by a scorpio girl who exhibits All the negativ traits of scorpio. like a total scorpio of the charles manson variety. u guys r cool i hav nothing against scorpios that havent wronged me. ive been wronged by many signs,even my suposed "perfect" match sign libra. but its just on an individual basis. ya i get offended wen a scorpio yawns n my presence,or gets restless bc they hate seeing patterns,ya well my pattern is im so fixed im always gona be myself im not gona change to become the person u want to manipulate me into becoming scorpio! sory! not gona hapen. but hey aquarius and scorpio hav come together before,dont believ me,read this
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Aren't Scorpios supposed to be the best lovers?
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Well which month is scorpio...I can't confirm this information until I know more...
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November?
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Well then it's not Scorpio. I'm thinking about this gal who was born in December....yes........December....
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father of lies wrote:God damn it what's wrong with Scorpios...
Nothing. We are awesome.
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The scorpions kick ass! Best german band!
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Vanessa America wrote:Aren't Scorpios supposed to be the best lovers?
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