A description of a:Ms and Amelia's love shack.
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A description of a:Ms and Amelia's love shack.
Let us take a trip to the world of the imagination. What if me and this wild yet sedentary lady did in fact live together. I think we ought dwell in a modern gentrifying loft in one of americas rust belt cities. In this loft we will have a magnificent collection of large beds and other furniture. Though the magic of hiring people we will build in a number of special wallmounted "comfort stations" which will be a combination of a unisex urinal, a water fountain which can dispense both water and booze, and computer terminals. An industrial fan system will contunually recycle the air to remove maraijuana smoke and in the frightful prospect that amelia is smelly, her odors.
Exterminate. EXTERMINATE!
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Re: A description of a:Ms and Amelia's love shack.
Amelia is what every cat owner really wants.
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Every cat owner wants one of me? Because I flush my poop?!
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Re: A description of a:Ms and Amelia's love shack.
wait, you flush your poop?
my entire concept of you is now shattered like the officewindows of yesteryear.....
my entire concept of you is now shattered like the officewindows of yesteryear.....
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Re: A description of a:Ms and Amelia's love shack.
Amelia would be perfect for A|M. She preys on socailly akward, immature, angst ridden lady bios. They both have a completly warped worldview, and probably won't make it past the age of 35. They're both virtually unemployed and leech off the government. Out of desparation, A|M would be willing to put up with the human trash heap that is Amelia. A match made in hell. I hope you two are happy together while you're still alive.
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only out of politeness. i often suffer from the inner conflict involved with pee-flush -- i'd like to leave it, but some people are grossed out. i need to live in a punk haus.
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Cryptoplasty wrote:Amelia would be perfect for A|M. She preys on socailly akward, immature, angst ridden lady bios. They both have a completly warped worldview, and probably won't make it past the age of 35. They're both virtually unemployed and leech off the government. Out of desparation, A|M would be willing to put up with the human trash heap that is Amelia. A match made in hell. I hope you two are happy together while you're still alive.
i'm so glad i clicked on 'display this post'!
you are so perceptive!
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Re: A description of a:Ms and Amelia's love shack.
Just as long as Veeeuuumonkey doesn't leave his kid with you for any amount of time...
Re: A description of a:Ms and Amelia's love shack.
guys i think i'm...unfit. i'm...fuck. if i don't post again by 6pm PST please alert no one.
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Re: A description of a:Ms and Amelia's love shack.
I love how telling someone you're foeing them is supposed to mean you'll never read their posts.
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Re: A description of a:Ms and Amelia's love shack.
I would leave her alone with little Molly, Ever since her mom died she hasn't had any female rolemodels to teach her the ways of being a woman.
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you already have a kid?! or are you talking about leaving me alone with some mdma, because that would be pretty cool.
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Re: A description of a:Ms and Amelia's love shack.
I mean... unless you're specifically looking for a babysitter/molester I guess she'd be perfect.
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Re: A description of a:Ms and Amelia's love shack.
Don't worry, my little girl knows how to dial 911, in fact they know her at the dispatchers so i hope we never really need 911.
here she is visiting her grandma.
here she is visiting her grandma.
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Re: A description of a:Ms and Amelia's love shack.
uh...i think i have a doctor's appointment every time it's your week to take care of her. i'll uh...see you on monday...