Terrible songs from bands you love: the thread.
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Rush - Tai Shan. What the fuck. Seriously. What the fuck.
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i know someone's going to say black sabbath - changes so before they do: fuck you. that's pre-emptive. that's extra brutal.
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Hate to be this guy but 'roll the bones' is definitely the worst rush song evermetal5411 wrote:Rush - Tai Shan. What the fuck. Seriously. What the fuck.
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umm all prog rock ever created
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The rap makes my face go EVERY TIME, but other than that the song is aces.Green Chamber wrote:Hate to be this guy but 'roll the bones' is definitely the worst rush song evermetal5411 wrote:Rush - Tai Shan. What the fuck. Seriously. What the fuck.
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That would make that someone an asshole.riley-o wrote:i know someone's going to say black sabbath - changes so before they do: fuck you. that's pre-emptive. that's extra brutal.
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All prog rock ever created is a terrible song by a band you love.Dugan Nash wrote:umm all prog rock ever created
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blew my mind bro
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"I Think I'm Going Bald" by Rush sucks too.
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"Big Money" is pretty weak, too. But I still like it.
ATDI's "A Devil Among the Tailors". What a shit stain on an otherwise amazing album.
ATDI's "A Devil Among the Tailors". What a shit stain on an otherwise amazing album.
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To be fair, it's still less annoying than "After Forever".riley-o wrote:i know someone's going to say black sabbath - changes so before they do: fuck you. that's pre-emptive. that's extra brutal.
For content -- the B-52s' cover of "Downtown" (it's a terrible song no matter who covers it) and the last track on BBTS' "Soundtrack to the Personal Revolution" (the silly guitar thing).
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*cough*
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damn It's Alright shits all over Changes in the terrible stakesriley-o wrote:i know someone's going to say black sabbath - changes so before they do: fuck you. that's pre-emptive. that's extra brutal.
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Mendicant wrote:damn It's Alright shits all over Changes in the terrible stakesriley-o wrote:i know someone's going to say black sabbath - changes so before they do: fuck you. that's pre-emptive. that's extra brutal.
Do people hate "Who Are You?"? I can imagine people hating it. (I love it)
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"stormsheild" by nasum
the only bad song they have
(yeah, i know, you're gonna say "what about i hate people?")
the only bad song they have
(yeah, i know, you're gonna say "what about i hate people?")
"the fuck is this?, the fuck is that?"
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dieDugan Nash wrote:umm all prog rock ever created
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that band is gay. lead singer hates black metal, so in turn, fuck him and his stupid band.Pooeyegg wrote:
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no ones said 'cherry orchard' yet?
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Slayer: 1996 to present day.
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"theres a new Camo stronger than black ice, its better tasting than all the rest. its 12.5% and tastes sorta like cream soda mixed with piss. i like it!" - ghost boner
"theres a new Camo stronger than black ice, its better tasting than all the rest. its 12.5% and tastes sorta like cream soda mixed with piss. i like it!" - ghost boner
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In other words there will be a picture of you wearing their shirt in front of a door in 3 to 4 months?eyehatethehumanrace wrote:that band is gay. lead singer hates black metal, so in turn, fuck him and his stupid band.Pooeyegg wrote:
cranial separation
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that terrible noise song in the middle(end?) of the first Chicago
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i like that this is the first post in the thread.metal5411 wrote:Rush - Tai Shan. What the fuck. Seriously. What the fuck.
'stranger to love' by black sabbath featuring tony iommi.
but other than that there will be no bad mouthing the sab on my watch.
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Flaming Lips - "It Overtakes Me" and "Haven't Got A Clue". both from Mystics, both the only bad songs they've done since their so-so 80s albums.
most Rush after Grace Under Pressure (Power Windows onward) is pretty lame too. same for Jethro Tull after Stormwatch onward (basically everything after '79, used to like some of Roots to Branches but that album hasnt aged well at all).
as for Sacred Reich, "dont just be a metal dude, it's cool fool". are they fuckin kidding? worst lyrics ever (besides "Metallica's music makes me wanna rage, Sting's lyrics have a-somethin' to say." also from the same song).
most Rush after Grace Under Pressure (Power Windows onward) is pretty lame too. same for Jethro Tull after Stormwatch onward (basically everything after '79, used to like some of Roots to Branches but that album hasnt aged well at all).
as for Sacred Reich, "dont just be a metal dude, it's cool fool". are they fuckin kidding? worst lyrics ever (besides "Metallica's music makes me wanna rage, Sting's lyrics have a-somethin' to say." also from the same song).
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Fuck I 110% agree. That later Rush shit is just awful.evildeadone wrote:most Rush after Grace Under Pressure (Power Windows onward) is pretty lame too.
I'd like the take the time to also say that Rush is one of my all time favorite bands, and Neil Peart is hands down my favorite drummer ever.
As for Slayer...
Diabolus and God Hates Us All are two of the worst albums EVER MADE. Divine Intervention is okay at best. I actually really enjoyed Christ Illusion and World Painted Blood is really starting to grow on me. Sure, it's not old thrash your fucking face off Slayer, but it's still really well written music, and you can definitely tell Lombardo's influence in the band. (Favorite metal drummer)
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