Wanna rip your flex? Pump your shit? TEAR YOUR DICK IN HALF?

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Re: Wanna rip your flex? Pump your shit? TEAR YOUR DICK IN HALF?

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Re: Wanna rip your flex? Pump your shit? TEAR YOUR DICK IN HALF?

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HIS PUMP IS SO FIERCE
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guardianoftheblind wrote:
jakebonz wrote:No thanks, I already Jetkick my Speedrocket into Fueltown before each workout.
EXACTLY what i thought of
Same here. I thought it was going to be another installment of that and I'm glad it's not. That dude's face is priceless though.
krudmonk wrote:Just fuck a robot that looks like her. It's Japan, retard.
monsterod wrote:Look, I'd rather be riding a rocket-propelled wild boar through space with a bottle of Maker's getting a blowjob from Mrs. Snozzberries. But at this point, I'd be satisfied with a brisk trot down the street from a common sow.
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Re: Wanna rip your flex? Pump your shit? TEAR YOUR DICK IN HALF?

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This thread reminds me of this episode of King of the Hill.


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Friendly Goatus wrote:I want to shout obscenities into her vagina and then whisper apologies into her butthole
monsterod wrote:I'm gonna skin my dick to this when I'm sober enough to cum.
Gunther wrote:shut up redneck
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