i'm not telling you how to eat...

[la caca eres tu]

share some more shocking health advice to help readers of this thread:


reduce excess sodium and sugar intake

eat less fat, dietary fat is good

get regular exercise

don't mainline heroin on an empty stomach

[Geeheeb]

I used a coupon and store credit to get a jar of creatine. I'm gonna be fucken ripped.

[milkmandan]

I used a coupon and store credit to get a jar of creatine. I'm gonna be fucken ripped.

Muscle Milk till failure

[Geeheeb]

naw dude, ripped.

[Geeheeb]

what about muscle mylk?

[father of lies]

They don't taste like FOOD is what I think she's trying to say.

What the fuck does this statement mean? Seriously, some of you need to take a break for safety with the bullshit know-it-all lectures about food.

Example: I made some yucca chips in my deep fryer last week. They were dusted with chili powder and allspice. That is not the same as, say, a cheeseburger Pringle.

[Bored, Esq.]

They don't taste like FOOD is what I think she's trying to say.

What the fuck does this statement mean? Seriously, some of you need to take a break for safety with the bullshit know-it-all lectures about food.

Example: I made some yucca chips in my deep fryer last week. They were dusted with chili powder and allspice. That is not the same as, say, a cheeseburger Pringle.

You're making baby Jesus facepalm in this thread, FOL.

[father of lies]

You don't get any yucca chips.

[Bored, Esq.]

You don't get any yucca chips.

My horror and disappointment echoes across all nine known worlds.

[Necrometer]

muscle milf

[Cryptoplasty]

They don't taste like FOOD is what I think she's trying to say.

What the fuck does this statement mean? Seriously, some of you need to take a break for safety with the bullshit know-it-all lectures about food.

Example: I made some yucca chips in my deep fryer last week. They were dusted with chili powder and allspice. That is not the same as, say, a cheeseburger Pringle.

Your food snobbery is now at an extreme level of retardation. Please, for your sake, stop before your brain explodes.....

[father of lies]

Okay, so, maybe that wasn't really clear, and was pretty retarded. Food made to be bland and flavored in a lab sucks.

[Necrometer]

Don't you dare talk shit about things done in the lab...

BTW that sandwich does sound pretty healthy!

[Hypnagogia]

BTW that sandwich does sound pretty healthy!

don't forget bland.
needs some lab flavoring.

[Necrometer]

and some fucking PROTEIN

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

muscle

[The Torsion]

Example: I made some yucca chips in my deep fryer last week. They were dusted with chili powder and allspice. That is not the same as, say, a cheeseburger Pringle.

You're right. Cheeseburger Pringles probably taste better.

[ThePhillyExperiment]

I can't wait for gyro Doritos.

[riley-o]

i can't help but feel like i'm being told how to eat here...

[Cryptoplasty]

I can't wait for gyro Doritos.

i can't wait for non-bland and flavored in a lab oreos.

[father of lies]

I prefer vanilla sandwich cookies to chocolate.

[zombiehead]

I just had a Mac Snack Wrap today, and it was sooo fucking good

[hipster holocaust]

OMG this is totally changing my mind. I used to think McDonalds was fucking healthy.

There's this super christian girl in my class that thought McDonalds was healthy. She said "but they serve salad and fruit parfaits." She doesn't even eat the salads or fruit parfaits.

hahaha. i used to work with this morbidly obese woman, one time my ex gf (who also worked with her) overheard her talking to her kids on the phone telling them to eat healthier by going to taco bell because they have lettuce on their tacos.