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the awesome Assassin
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by the awesome Assassin » Sun Apr 04, 2010 12:08 pm
I couldn't do it... Even if she was in car accident and lost an arm, I would be moving out...
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by copstache » Sun Apr 04, 2010 12:10 pm
nubjob
if there's anybody in the world who'd be fucking unobservant enough to actually damage themselves with trap-soap I guess it'd be the guy with dialup in 2007
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by Dr Yail Bloor » Sun Apr 04, 2010 12:17 pm
she presents on c-beebies and is shit.
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by BUNGVOX » Sun Apr 04, 2010 1:27 pm
you are full of shit.
you'd let her pack your turds with her stump.
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by Paulie » Sun Apr 04, 2010 1:35 pm
VIDEO
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by Tony Twist » Sun Apr 04, 2010 2:16 pm
A nub on the taint is the best massage you'll ever have.
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by Iron Goldie » Sun Apr 04, 2010 2:38 pm
eh_d wrote: i'd tell her to get a bionic arm. your court.
Hotness level brought up by 1000%
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by the awesome Assassin » Sun Apr 04, 2010 2:42 pm
eh_d wrote: i'd tell her to get a bionic arm. your court.
But she would always smell like WD-40...
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by LIVERWRECKER » Sun Apr 04, 2010 3:36 pm
SERIOUSLY.....ARE YOU GUYS 12?
who cares about that kind of shit anymore. I dunno...maybe it's just me but that shit doesn't matter to me at all.
oooohh!!!!!!
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by kmfcm » Sun Apr 04, 2010 3:37 pm
if I could tie the other one around her back
"the fuck is this?, the fuck is that?"
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by How Are Mortiis Goatse?! » Sun Apr 04, 2010 3:45 pm
BUNGVOX wrote: you are full of shit.
you'd let her pack your turds with her stump.
He would probably put rogaine on her tits and draw a dickhead and veins on the stumped arm...
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by LIVERWRECKER » Sun Apr 04, 2010 3:57 pm
i just realized who wrote this thread. fucking go figure.... jackass ++
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by Erik13 » Sun Apr 04, 2010 4:03 pm
LIVERWRECKER wrote: i just realized who wrote this thread. fucking go figure.... jackass ++
Why so much anger towards Mitch?
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by LIVERWRECKER » Sun Apr 04, 2010 4:12 pm
Erik13 wrote: LIVERWRECKER wrote: i just realized who wrote this thread. fucking go figure.... jackass ++
Why so much anger towards Mitch?
i dunno, brah. post sammiches.
he is a waste
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by Necrometer » Sun Apr 04, 2010 4:16 pm
would you arm one broad fuck parody thread prevention post
good thing I'll be dead soon, cause I'm tired of liars winning
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by Ogre of Disgust » Sun Apr 04, 2010 4:35 pm
Necrometer wrote: would you arm one broad fuck parody thread prevention post
ah haha spoiler ruled
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by Introvert » Sun Apr 04, 2010 4:37 pm
Erik13 wrote: LIVERWRECKER wrote: i just realized who wrote this thread. fucking go figure.... jackass ++
Why so much anger towards Mitch?
Maybe it's because it's the worst troll ever?
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by the awesome Assassin » Sun Apr 04, 2010 5:03 pm
Introvert wrote: Erik13 wrote: LIVERWRECKER wrote: i just realized who wrote this thread. fucking go figure.... jackass ++
Why so much anger towards Mitch?
Maybe it's because it's the worst troll ever?
I'm the real deal fancy pants...
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by Introvert » Sun Apr 04, 2010 5:10 pm
the awesome Assassin wrote: Introvert wrote: Erik13 wrote: LIVERWRECKER wrote: i just realized who wrote this thread. fucking go figure.... jackass ++
Why so much anger towards Mitch?
Maybe it's because it's the worst troll ever?
I'm the real deal fancy pants...
Well I guess if you agree it's a step in the right direction!
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by Erik13 » Sun Apr 04, 2010 5:18 pm
Introvert wrote:
Maybe it's because it's the worst troll ever?
He's not trolling, man.
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by Introvert » Sun Apr 04, 2010 5:22 pm
Erik13 wrote: Introvert wrote:
Maybe it's because it's the worst troll ever?
He's not trolling, man.
So he/she is really that dumb??
Post some of your text exchanges.
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by the awesome Assassin » Sun Apr 04, 2010 5:24 pm
Introvert wrote:
Post some of your text exchanges.
The nerve...
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by Introvert » Sun Apr 04, 2010 5:42 pm
the awesome Assassin wrote: Introvert wrote:
Post some of your text exchanges.
The nerve...
Hey, some people say the board is stale these days. It sounds like the riveting conversations you guys have via text might be the kick in the ass this place needs!
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by Bored, Esq. » Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:18 pm
Depends on the girl and the exact placement/aesthetic configuration of the mutilation. I wouldn't not fuck a one-armed girl.
THAT'S ONE LESS HAND TO STAB YOU IN THE BACK BRAH
/EMO