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Three seals per hunter... Club or pick axe. Best Easter in a long time!!!
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Good luck Mitch! Let me know how the meat tastes.
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Molester Stallone wrote:Are going to make the wife a coat or something?

No the sewing machine is in the shop... Gonna make bacon/seal burgers and bury the rest...
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Do they fight back at all,or do you just walk up to them and hit them in the head?
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Erik13 wrote:Do they fight back at all,or do you just walk up to them and hit them in the head?
Well they scream and stuff, but it's not really fighting back... When too many start hobbeling towards you, that's when you have to be on your toes...
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I'm going rock hunting
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Seal meat is dark n' greasy. Good survival food, but not the most appetizing.
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How did the hunt go? Freezer full of meat?
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I don't think there are any seals in meltedfaceahoma.

Besides, he'd probably get mistaken for a weird looking seal and end up beat to death.
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Erik13 wrote:How did the hunt go? Freezer full of meat?

Got a nice new freezer set up in the garage just for the hunt... Full and ready for the BBQ!
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NANOplague wrote:Seal meat is dark n' greasy. Good survival food, but not the most appetizing.
I was going to say, isn't the meat rather brutal tasting?
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Post pics of your haul for Erik!!!
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Introvert wrote:Post pics of your haul for Erik!!!
or just text him after each successful kill...
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Introvert wrote:Post pics of your haul for Erik!!!
or just text him after each successful kill...
Is Hamelia behind in rent... Seal meat is $9 / pound...
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Introvert wrote:Post pics of your haul for Erik!!!
or just text him after each successful kill...
Is Hamelia behind in rent... Seal meat is $9 / pound...
Nope she is all paid up as usual.

I can think of a lot better things to buy for $9/lb.
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Introvert wrote:
I can think of a lot better things to buy for $9/lb.
I'm selling not buying...
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the awesome Assassin wrote:
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I can think of a lot better things to buy for $9/lb.
I'm selling not buying...
Selling seal meat on the street might be a hair below selling crack. You be careful!
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You should get them stuffed and sell them on ebay to hipsters.
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Now, Moose... there's a damned fine meat.
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NANOplague wrote:Now, Moose... there's a damned fine meat.
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i just hunted two house cats, but i used a humane club so you can't eat the cat meat
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