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by Zerohero » Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:08 am
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Zerohero on Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:11 am, edited 1 time in total.
rileyo wrote: i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote: Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote: i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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by Zerohero » Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:09 am
rileyo wrote: i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote: Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote: i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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by Zerohero » Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:11 am
rileyo wrote: i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote: Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote: i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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by VueeeuVueeeeuV » Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:14 am
NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT THE AMERICAN JUSTICE SYSTEM BOYO.
Exterminate. EXTERMINATE!
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by Zerohero » Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:17 am
rileyo wrote: i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote: Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote: i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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by Toxicarius » Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:22 am
I dropped the soap the other day in the shower, and I picked it up, and... get this... NOTHING HAPPENED! Maybe I need to switch soap brands... Irish Spring is no fun...
Brian P.
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by Brian P. » Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:33 am
Why do submarines have powered soap?
It takes longer to pick up.
Music is the pleasure the mind gets by counting subconsciously.
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by Bored, Esq. » Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:34 am
So it's gonna be one of those days...
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by Zerohero » Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:40 am
Toxicarius wrote: I dropped the soap the other day in the shower, and I picked it up, and... get this... NOTHING HAPPENED! Maybe I need to switch soap brands... Irish Spring is no fun...
I gots Dove soap, and 1/2 way through it's life it get's soggy ALOT and when
I DROP THE SOAP , it mooshes on the tub bottom rendering it useless.
rileyo wrote: i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote: Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote: i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
Brian P.
How's them beans, ma?
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by Brian P. » Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:41 am
Spread your cheeks for Satan!
Music is the pleasure the mind gets by counting subconsciously.
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by Glass Asshole » Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:42 am
For the record: I've dropped the soap in my own home and nothing has happened. There are safe places in this world.
"God used me as hammer boys, to beat his weary drum today"
In Gorguts we trust.
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by Glass Asshole » Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:43 am
Brian P. wrote: Spread your cheeks for Satan!
He must work out.
"God used me as hammer boys, to beat his weary drum today"
In Gorguts we trust.
Brian P.
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by Brian P. » Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:55 am
Haha, you should see him work out. He’s like a rabid ape!
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by soiled depends » Mon Apr 05, 2010 9:20 am
Brian P. wrote: Haha, you should see him work out. He’s like a rabid ape!
Sorry, like what kind of an ape?
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
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by Deez Nutz » Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:12 am
It's 2010 mens. Soap bars are what olde thyme people used.
I wash in a future way.
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by Zerohero » Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:29 am
Deez Nutz wrote: It's 2010 mens. Soap bars are what olde thyme people used.
I wash in a future way.
You can still drop those things!!!
unless you shower in jeans and run your belt chain through the axe soap on a ropes.
rileyo wrote: i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote: Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote: i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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by Hypnagogia » Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:43 am
who buys soap on a rope that isn't for someone in prison?
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by Zerohero » Mon Apr 05, 2010 11:20 am
Hypnagogia wrote: who buys soap on a rope that isn't for someone in prison?
friends of the avon lady?
rileyo wrote: i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote: Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote: i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.