I'm getting fat.

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I'm getting fat.

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I am deeply ashamed of my corpulent body. You should spit upon me in this thread, for I was once a person shaped like one, now I am getting fat.
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age?
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I used to have a very regimented diet, I have a slightly active life, but its been two years off this diet and then there there is the fact that eating gives me visceral pleasure. I am a great fan of this feeling, and I consider myself a man of great appetites. These appetites have made fat again. If I devour a bag of gummi bears, I might feel that pleasure. If I devour a cheeseburger, I might feel that pleasure. Weed would make me feel such pleasures but I can't afford it, alcohol would make me feel such pleasures but only with food. I am in hell, and the result of my torment is most apparent to others.
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get hypnotized so you only eat small portions at appropriate times of the day
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So you devour more than you need, while others starve.

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Haha, crazy rabid lefty fascist is a fatty.
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You fat bastard
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VueeeuVueeeeuV wrote:I am deeply ashamed of my corpulent body. You should spit upon me in this thread, for I was once a person shaped like one, now I am getting fat.
So what weight range are we talkin' here - What were you 2 years ago on fancy diet and what do you weight post-gummi bear packet predation?
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I am 25. I was 150 around three years ago, I am ONE SEVENTY FIVE NOW. Probably one eighty but that is too horible to contemplate. I am FIVE NINE.
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you're fucked

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im 5'7 175, would not consider myself fat.
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Me too. Been fatter though.
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i have stretch marks on my lovehandles
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You Killed Jesus wrote:start running
This looks like a threat. Could be effective, I guess.
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