Our friend Mary
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zombiehead
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Zerohero
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Re: Our friend Mary
Streven Adler wrote:women put way too much into weddings(aka SPECIAL DAY). it may not look like it, but this was a blessing in disguise. her "husband" would probably agree and explain it to her if she weren't a simpering, inconsolable female wreck, as i'm sure she is right now.
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Friendly Goatus
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Re: Our friend Mary
The noobs come out of the woodwork.
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Re: Our friend Mary
In all seriousness, I really like her. She likes violin metal and I like flute metal. I bet her and I could tear the fuck out of a pizza together.
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Re: Our friend Mary
she's a nice girl
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
imagine the fatty sex
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Re: Our friend Mary
should have used some of that "special day" money on better car insurance.
lyfestyle
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if there's anybody in the world who'd be fucking unobservant enough to actually damage themselves with trap-soap I guess it'd be the guy with dialup in 2007
Foot Foot wrote:that's enough. white girls.
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Choclit Sunrize
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Re: Our friend Mary
I lubs me some Maery!! 
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Re: Our friend Mary
ok, theres lots of it
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Re: Our friend Mary
fxxxDDDeddie munster wrote:she's a nice girl
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOWFOR ME TO POOP ON!
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the awesome Assassin
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Re: Our friend Mary
It took a couple of years...Living on berries and bread... Travelling by foot and bus... But Alfonso got even.
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Glass Asshole
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Re: Our friend Mary
This website with free coupons for Burger King is about the best I can do for her. With these savings I'm sure she'll have enough to fix her car from the surplus she'll have in her weekly eating fund.
http://www.retailmenot.com/view/bk.com
http://www.retailmenot.com/view/bk.com
"God used me as hammer boys, to beat his weary drum today"
In Gorguts we trust.
In Gorguts we trust.
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Re: Our friend Mary
Glass Asshole wrote:This website with free coupons for Burger King is about the best I can do for her. With these savings I'm sure she'll have enough to fix her car from the surplus she'll have in her weekly eating fund.
http://www.retailmenot.com/view/bk.com
Toilet Fleet wrote:dogs are shit tbqh
oh wow youre loyal, you know who else was loyal, fuckin goebbels
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ThePhillyExperiment
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Re: Our friend Mary
Since she simmfucked Alfonso, how about I give him a couple bucks instead and she can continue to cry in her bucket of fried chicken and Bobby Thurber love letters?
brobot wrote: "Some guy asked me if I was a robot...like a Relapse robot? I have no idea what he was talking about."
GLEN BENTON wrote: ONLY THING IS I LOOK AT THE GIRLS AT THE MOVIES, AND THERE BETWEEN 10 AND 14!
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Re: Our friend Mary
Close the thread, problem solved.Glass Asshole wrote:This website with free coupons for Burger King is about the best I can do for her. With these savings I'm sure she'll have enough to fix her car from the surplus she'll have in her weekly eating fund.
http://www.retailmenot.com/view/bk.com
Black Jacques wrote:Gordon Lightfoot looks like he was freubds with ghengus John.
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Re: Our friend Mary
I don't know the story of this...if someone could spin it I'd be thankful.
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Re: Our friend Mary
Bored, Esq. wrote:I don't know the story of this...if someone could spin it I'd be thankful.
Most likely nBlacks and sLatinos, and not hWhites.
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Re: Our friend Mary
zombiehead wrote:
she and the-guy-from-motley-crue are gitttin hitched?"?
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Re: Our friend Mary
He is also a fantastic secret santa. He hooked me way, way up.soiled depends wrote:he's an overlooked poster. not a bad bone in his body. that's why he's under appreciated...I'd buy him a beer...Bored, Esq. wrote:Who the hell is Alfonso?
http://failed.bandcamp.com
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:i would so slap on a strap on and rape his ass.
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Re: Our friend Mary
I'm all for optimism, but expecting the people on this board to pony up cash for a former poster was really not a great idea.krudmonk wrote:Just fuck a robot that looks like her. It's Japan, retard.
monsterod wrote:Look, I'd rather be riding a rocket-propelled wild boar through space with a bottle of Maker's getting a blowjob from Mrs. Snozzberries. But at this point, I'd be satisfied with a brisk trot down the street from a common sow.