man-crush thread, post your man-crushes

[copstache]

Man Crush
When a straight man has a "crush" on another man, not sexual but kind of idolizing him.

man crush
A man having extreme admiration for another man, as though he wants to be him.

man crush
A strong and extremely complicated positive emotion that a straight male feels towards another male. It is by no means homosexual, although it could possibly involve some degree of sexual attraction. This is not the type of sexual attraction that one would actually pursue; it is merely a complex sort of desire out of "fantasy" that is driven by jealousy and/or great admiration.

A 'man crush' can basically be described as not a homosexual lust, but a human lust.

[Kurt]

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SCOTT'S FANTASY: Well, to think about someone turning the tables Henry Rollins on you is great if it's never been done. I myself am not gay and I don't think that Henry Rollins is gay but if I were to be with a guy, I would want it to be with him. What makes Henry Rollins so erotic for me I guess is all his tattoos and muscles and you know. I know he's an intelligent person but I mean, he just appears as if he wouldn't have a clue, like a big dumb rock and that's kind of sexy. He's exaggerated, like the exaggerated male, it's almost ridiculous how masculine he is. My fantasy about Henry Rollins starts out we're in a gymnasium together and I'm spotting for him and I'm holding his barbell. He's like staring at my crotch and all these thoughts are filling my mind like about how I want to be with him and I want to be just as big as he is and I want to have like huge muscles. Next thing I know we're like moving into his house and I basically just become like this slave to Henry Rollins. He's always out on tour and stuff and I'm always home and whenever he gets back, I just do whatever he wants. And we go and get matching tattoos and I get like this huge tattoo on my butt that says "Property Of Henry Rollins" on it.

[chris narcosis]

WHERES ERIK WITH 12831892234872364723647263472347234273 PICZ OF STREVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Natas]

[VueeeuVueeeeuV]

" I myself am not gay and I don't think that Henry Rollins is gay but if I were to be with a guy, I would want it to be with him."
I love the romantic turn that sentence makes at the end.

[Britton]

what the fuck is that?

[hooked on sonics]

totally man crushing hard, watching his shorts and features daily for months now.

[Britton]

[WINSTON WOLFE]

[Britton]

He does some cool shit, but I bet he's a huge douchebag.

[assault and mirage]

[Toxicarius]

[Dr Yail Bloor]

[MANTIS]

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[chris narcosis]

teen boy crush fuck you:

YER A FUCKIN PAED MATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MANTIS]

Dude, Justin Beiber? WTF?

That being said, that version of his song that was slowed down like 800% is one of the most amazing things I've ever heard on DMT.

I am going to cry like a baby when Gene Wilder dies. I can't read, hear or think of Harpo Marx dying without my chest hurting.

+1

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[Dr Yail Bloor]

my friend met gene wilder, said it was like meeting jesus but with better hair.

[Deez Nutz]

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How dare you hurt my feelings.

[copstache]

ahh i'll add albini too

[copstache]

[Geeheeb]

Rorik from Cloud Rat.

[pAppY]

hey, you forgot to post my pic.

[caldwell.the.great]

specifically the character of Agent Dale Cooper. Not Kyle MacLachlan.

[MANTIS]

[FrankStalone]

probably Aaron Neville for me