Scott Pilgrim vs. The World should get an award......

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VueeeuVueeeeuV wrote:I've ignored this film, but I just want to remind you people that YOU WILL NEVER BE FREE OF MICHEAL CERA EVER. His one character is age independent and he will continue to play that character for the rest of his life in films that will be too popular to properly ignore. He will soon grow to be a nervous shy dad, then a nervous shy grandpa, then a nervous and shy old man who makes films that no one gives a fuck about except the academy award commission.

and well, out of all those stages
one from each will probably be decent.

Superbad was good
all the others, not so much
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oh hey guys i forgot to check in and tell you i watched this

needless to say i was not amused whatsoever barring the part when the movie star guy read his text message and chuckles and then says to himself, "that's actually hilarious."

otherwise it was pretty mediocre and dull sprinkled with a couple of teeth-gritting scenes of desire for everyone involved with making the movie to meet some sort of horrible yet comical demise, but i will say that i have seen worse movies and this one, while still shitty enough to be in the 2 or 3/10 range, really didn't inspire the sort of red-eyed rage in me that noah warned of.
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riley was i mistaken in my long-held understanding that you were a connoisseur of old-school video games?
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trite reference (that's simultaneously fawning and ironic) to something i like is not something i like
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i rest my fucking case, fucking noah
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and certainly if you saw it prior to the existence of this thread you would've been a G enough to brush it off and certainly not turn around and make a New Thread about it for fucks sake..
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i can't believe you still have the balls to stick your face back in this thread after i've concluded it rather devastating fashion over and over and over..

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Had a rice protein, almond, and strawberry shake with a granny smith apple, multigrain bagel, and black coffee this morning.

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ne'er heard of this movie, but googled the dvd box cover...

so is this like a Toronto Hipster version of NapoLEON Dynomite?
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Zerohero wrote:ne'er heard of this movie, but googled the dvd box cover...
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I'll just go ahead and leave this here...

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Saw it last night. Movie ruled. I'm surprised it gets so much hate here, it was very funny and very original. Plus that girl... wow.
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Ghost Dad wrote:
Zerohero wrote:ne'er heard of this movie, but googled the dvd box cover...
Post it
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:idea:

Which one of those guys on the box is Noah?
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noah thirteen wrote:I don't think you've even remotely come close to that....... I mean I could be wrong here but by all means continue championing the michael cera film that's full of ironic 20 somethings and continually references old school video games.......

In one paragraph you have managed to sound like both a grumpy old man and a whiny faggot teenager. Good job.
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Zerohero wrote:
Ghost Dad wrote:
Zerohero wrote:ne'er heard of this movie, but googled the dvd box cover...
Post it
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:idea:

Which one of those guys on the box is Noah?
he thinks he's the eyebrows guy, but he's the white hair guy.

and really, you guys are fawning over this fucking girl? the pink hair is fugly. you'd have to be a complete moron to even consider watching something as dumb as this, but i digress.
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Zerohero wrote:
Ghost Dad wrote:
Zerohero wrote:ne'er heard of this movie, but googled the dvd box cover...
Post it
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:idea:

Which one of those guys on the box is Noah?
Just based on the box art here, but I don't care if Cera trained with Bruce Lee himself. There is no way a little scrub of a geek like him could take on a dude with glowing eyes that also has smoke coming out of them. This is not opinion, it is fact, and I boycott this film on this claim alone. Boycott I say to YOU!
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Does he actually 'rassle these guys, or just challenge them to a game on Atari?
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Zerohero wrote:Does he actually 'rassle these guys, or just challenge them to a game on Atari?
It's more like a bunch of anime fight scenes, intentionally unrealistic and over the top.
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Zerohero wrote:Does he actually 'rassle these guys, or just challenge them to a game on Atari?
I know he gets into physical altercations with these gents due to what I've seen from the commercials. Maybe instead of grown up men he was fighting a retarded midget, a ballerina, a house cat, a house plant, and an unopened jar of pickles, then I might have given this flick a chance.
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The Bill wrote:
Zerohero wrote:Does he actually 'rassle these guys, or just challenge them to a game on Atari?
I know he gets into physical altercations with these gents due to what I've seen from the commercials. Maybe instead of grown up men he was fighting a retarded midget, a ballerina, a house cat, a house plant, and an unopened jar of pickles, then I might have given this flick a chance.

That sounds like a Crispin Glover flick.
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This thread almost makes me want to check out this movie.
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After finishing the toolset for TFU2, my group was taken out to see this movie during work hours. Even getting paid to watch it, wasn't worth it. I totally did not get this movie, nor find it anything other than gut-wrenchingly embarrassing.

What made it worse, was the reaction of everyone else that I accompanied to the movie... They LOVED it!

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noah thirteen wrote:
ratanda wrote:This thread almost makes me want to check out this movie.
Let us know what you think.......
I said almost.
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I liked this song

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