VueeeuVueeeeuV wrote:I've ignored this film, but I just want to remind you people that YOU WILL NEVER BE FREE OF MICHEAL CERA EVER. His one character is age independent and he will continue to play that character for the rest of his life in films that will be too popular to properly ignore. He will soon grow to be a nervous shy dad, then a nervous shy grandpa, then a nervous and shy old man who makes films that no one gives a fuck about except the academy award commission.
and well, out of all those stages
one from each will probably be decent.
oh hey guys i forgot to check in and tell you i watched this
needless to say i was not amused whatsoever barring the part when the movie star guy read his text message and chuckles and then says to himself, "that's actually hilarious."
otherwise it was pretty mediocre and dull sprinkled with a couple of teeth-gritting scenes of desire for everyone involved with making the movie to meet some sort of horrible yet comical demise, but i will say that i have seen worse movies and this one, while still shitty enough to be in the 2 or 3/10 range, really didn't inspire the sort of red-eyed rage in me that noah warned of.
and certainly if you saw it prior to the existence of this thread you would've been a G enough to brush it off and certainly not turn around and make a New Thread about it for fucks sake..
i can't believe you still have the balls to stick your face back in this thread after i've concluded it rather devastating fashion over and over and over..
Had a rice protein, almond, and strawberry shake with a granny smith apple, multigrain bagel, and black coffee this morning.
I hate seeing good friends fight like this.
hipster holocaust wrote:
What do you think they're doing up there right now? A smiling SLH listening to MLK's juicy wife cheating stories while Maya takes notes?
Zerohero wrote:ne'er heard of this movie, but googled the dvd box cover...
Post it
hipster holocaust wrote:
What do you think they're doing up there right now? A smiling SLH listening to MLK's juicy wife cheating stories while Maya takes notes?
Saw it last night. Movie ruled. I'm surprised it gets so much hate here, it was very funny and very original. Plus that girl... wow.
krudmonk wrote:Just fuck a robot that looks like her. It's Japan, retard.
monsterod wrote:Look, I'd rather be riding a rocket-propelled wild boar through space with a bottle of Maker's getting a blowjob from Mrs. Snozzberries. But at this point, I'd be satisfied with a brisk trot down the street from a common sow.
noah thirteen wrote:I don't think you've even remotely come close to that....... I mean I could be wrong here but by all means continue championing the michael cera film that's full of ironic 20 somethings and continually references old school video games.......
In one paragraph you have managed to sound like both a grumpy old man and a whiny faggot teenager. Good job.
Krieg wrote:Fucking Skyclad killed Leslie Nielsen.
Zerohero wrote:ne'er heard of this movie, but googled the dvd box cover...
Post it
Which one of those guys on the box is Noah?
he thinks he's the eyebrows guy, but he's the white hair guy.
and really, you guys are fawning over this fucking girl? the pink hair is fugly. you'd have to be a complete moron to even consider watching something as dumb as this, but i digress.
Zerohero wrote:ne'er heard of this movie, but googled the dvd box cover...
Post it
Which one of those guys on the box is Noah?
Just based on the box art here, but I don't care if Cera trained with Bruce Lee himself. There is no way a little scrub of a geek like him could take on a dude with glowing eyes that also has smoke coming out of them. This is not opinion, it is fact, and I boycott this film on this claim alone. Boycott I say to YOU!
Zerohero wrote:Does he actually 'rassle these guys, or just challenge them to a game on Atari?
It's more like a bunch of anime fight scenes, intentionally unrealistic and over the top.
krudmonk wrote:Just fuck a robot that looks like her. It's Japan, retard.
monsterod wrote:Look, I'd rather be riding a rocket-propelled wild boar through space with a bottle of Maker's getting a blowjob from Mrs. Snozzberries. But at this point, I'd be satisfied with a brisk trot down the street from a common sow.
Zerohero wrote:Does he actually 'rassle these guys, or just challenge them to a game on Atari?
I know he gets into physical altercations with these gents due to what I've seen from the commercials. Maybe instead of grown up men he was fighting a retarded midget, a ballerina, a house cat, a house plant, and an unopened jar of pickles, then I might have given this flick a chance.
Zerohero wrote:Does he actually 'rassle these guys, or just challenge them to a game on Atari?
I know he gets into physical altercations with these gents due to what I've seen from the commercials. Maybe instead of grown up men he was fighting a retarded midget, a ballerina, a house cat, a house plant, and an unopened jar of pickles, then I might have given this flick a chance.
That sounds like a Crispin Glover flick.
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
After finishing the toolset for TFU2, my group was taken out to see this movie during work hours. Even getting paid to watch it, wasn't worth it. I totally did not get this movie, nor find it anything other than gut-wrenchingly embarrassing.
What made it worse, was the reaction of everyone else that I accompanied to the movie... They LOVED it!
Pisscubes wrote:"Females, as a whole, are horrible, souless creatures bent on the destruction of males".