Michael Cera Has His Dumb Face Knocked Back Into His Throat With a Shovel has a certain ring to it. We've got a script, all we need is a producer.noah thirteen wrote:Now, seeing a movie about people having their fucking heads fucking caved in with a fucking pipe wrench is a movie I could really get on board with........
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World should get an award......
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not so fast faggotBritton wrote:noah thirteen wrote:I'd rather be passionate about hating anything that references old school video games.......
Did you like The King Of Kong, faggot? Because they said that shit a lot in that movie and that was the best documentary in the history of the world.
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Watched this piece of shit today. It was hard for me to finish it. Noah was right. The Asian girl was WAY cuter than the hipster cunt.
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watch britton lie rather than have to face facts and admit he's wrong...again....MANTIS wrote:not so fast faggotBritton wrote:noah thirteen wrote:I'd rather be passionate about hating anything that references old school video games.......
Did you like The King Of Kong, faggot? Because they said that shit a lot in that movie and that was the best documentary in the history of the world.
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I saw it not knowing what the fuck it was about.
Having seen it - I'm still not sure what it was about other than being a video game nerds revenge fantasy on battles of the bands he's lost and how the two girls he'd most like to bone in his life actually paying attention to him.
The Asian chick was hot til she cut her hair, didn't feel the bangs at all.
The punk girl had a much better body in the underwear than he frump street wear suggested.
My biggest regret was not paying more close attention to this thread first.
Having seen it - I'm still not sure what it was about other than being a video game nerds revenge fantasy on battles of the bands he's lost and how the two girls he'd most like to bone in his life actually paying attention to him.
The Asian chick was hot til she cut her hair, didn't feel the bangs at all.
The punk girl had a much better body in the underwear than he frump street wear suggested.
My biggest regret was not paying more close attention to this thread first.
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I used to be curious about the comic book. This movie was so bad that I have no interest in reading the comic. I'll stick to my vertigo comics.
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You're the funniest guy around here lately.VueeeuVueeeeuV wrote:I've ignored this film, but I just want to remind you people that YOU WILL NEVER BE FREE OF MICHEAL CERA EVER. His one character is age independent and he will continue to play that character for the rest of his life in films that will be too popular to properly ignore. He will soon grow to be a nervous shy dad, then a nervous shy grandpa, then a nervous and shy old man who makes films that no one gives a fuck about except the academy award commission. I would be willing to bet that he will win more academy awards than Jack Nicholson.
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Finally saw this movie. I'm a nerd with nerdy friends. A ton of people I know pissed their pants over it. In the end, I was all like "OK, whatever" and kinda felt like I should have watched Inception instead.
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VueeeuVueeeeuV wrote:I've ignored this film, but I just want to remind you people that YOU WILL NEVER BE FREE OF MICHEAL CERA EVER. His one character is age independent and he will continue to play that character for the rest of his life in films that will be too popular to properly ignore. He will soon grow to be a nervous shy dad, then a nervous shy grandpa, then a nervous and shy old man who makes films that no one gives a fuck about except the academy award commission.
and well, out of all those stages
one from each will probably be decent.
Superbad was good
all the others, not so much
"the fuck is this?, the fuck is that?"
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oh hey guys i forgot to check in and tell you i watched this
needless to say i was not amused whatsoever barring the part when the movie star guy read his text message and chuckles and then says to himself, "that's actually hilarious."
otherwise it was pretty mediocre and dull sprinkled with a couple of teeth-gritting scenes of desire for everyone involved with making the movie to meet some sort of horrible yet comical demise, but i will say that i have seen worse movies and this one, while still shitty enough to be in the 2 or 3/10 range, really didn't inspire the sort of red-eyed rage in me that noah warned of.
needless to say i was not amused whatsoever barring the part when the movie star guy read his text message and chuckles and then says to himself, "that's actually hilarious."
otherwise it was pretty mediocre and dull sprinkled with a couple of teeth-gritting scenes of desire for everyone involved with making the movie to meet some sort of horrible yet comical demise, but i will say that i have seen worse movies and this one, while still shitty enough to be in the 2 or 3/10 range, really didn't inspire the sort of red-eyed rage in me that noah warned of.
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riley was i mistaken in my long-held understanding that you were a connoisseur of old-school video games?
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trite reference (that's simultaneously fawning and ironic) to something i like is not something i like
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i rest my fucking case, fucking noah
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and certainly if you saw it prior to the existence of this thread you would've been a G enough to brush it off and certainly not turn around and make a New Thread about it for fucks sake..
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i can't believe you still have the balls to stick your face back in this thread after i've concluded it rather devastating fashion over and over and over..
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Had a rice protein, almond, and strawberry shake with a granny smith apple, multigrain bagel, and black coffee this morning.
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ne'er heard of this movie, but googled the dvd box cover...
so is this like a Toronto Hipster version of NapoLEON Dynomite?
so is this like a Toronto Hipster version of NapoLEON Dynomite?
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Post itZerohero wrote:ne'er heard of this movie, but googled the dvd box cover...
hipster holocaust wrote: What do you think they're doing up there right now? A smiling SLH listening to MLK's juicy wife cheating stories while Maya takes notes?
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I'll just go ahead and leave this here...
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Saw it last night. Movie ruled. I'm surprised it gets so much hate here, it was very funny and very original. Plus that girl... wow.
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Ghost Dad wrote:Post itZerohero wrote:ne'er heard of this movie, but googled the dvd box cover...
Which one of those guys on the box is Noah?
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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noah thirteen wrote:I don't think you've even remotely come close to that....... I mean I could be wrong here but by all means continue championing the michael cera film that's full of ironic 20 somethings and continually references old school video games.......
In one paragraph you have managed to sound like both a grumpy old man and a whiny faggot teenager. Good job.
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he thinks he's the eyebrows guy, but he's the white hair guy.Zerohero wrote:Ghost Dad wrote:Post itZerohero wrote:ne'er heard of this movie, but googled the dvd box cover...
Which one of those guys on the box is Noah?
and really, you guys are fawning over this fucking girl? the pink hair is fugly. you'd have to be a complete moron to even consider watching something as dumb as this, but i digress.
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Just based on the box art here, but I don't care if Cera trained with Bruce Lee himself. There is no way a little scrub of a geek like him could take on a dude with glowing eyes that also has smoke coming out of them. This is not opinion, it is fact, and I boycott this film on this claim alone. Boycott I say to YOU!Zerohero wrote:Ghost Dad wrote:Post itZerohero wrote:ne'er heard of this movie, but googled the dvd box cover...
Which one of those guys on the box is Noah?
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Does he actually 'rassle these guys, or just challenge them to a game on Atari?
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
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