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Gunther wrote:oh man this reminds me of what happened to that penisnipple picture if you guys remember
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somebody register and post this one there:
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Aww cum on man, leave Krikey out of this.
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from all signs, he needs taken down a peg
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Hold up....a tomato?? Sick bastard, every dude knows to use a cantaloupe, sheesh
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Hilariously, they draw the line somewhere.

http://cumonprintedpics.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=2216
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Am I the only male who is fine with my dick sneezes going into a vagina, kleenex or down the drain? Anything else is still a release but I gain nothing more from it.
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i'd love to lock all of these guys in a warehouse after I've been eating burritos in it all fucking day, with dirty rice and black beans and salsa, too. probably a few beers, and anything you can give me that's vegan. then i'd give them a bunch of matchbooks...with no fucking matches in them... so they'd have to breathe that stink in and taste it in the back of their throats until someone bothered to let them out. it's brutal, trust me.

...and then I'd print a picture of that out and cum on it and post it to their site
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wtf - somebody in this thread reported it... i'd love to know what happens; it's disturbing to think about some dude dating a mom just to jerk off into her daughter's panties... maybe if he was jerking off into the mother's panties, i'd be less egraahyyaaaack... but this just doesn't seem like an innocent dick-in-the-tomato-in-front-of-Helene kind of thing
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sgnrvlnd wrote:Those sleepcreeping photos look like total bullshit to me. I've never tried to sneak into a girls bedroom to snap off some photos of her cunt while she's sleeping so I don't really have any experience to go on here, but I would think that pulling off her heavy bedsheets and lifting up her nighgown would pretty much wake her up. I know some girls are really heavy sleepers and that may be the case here too
When we were teens, one of my brother's friends that slept over did this very thing to me but i did wake up when he lifted up the covers. However, i didn't wake up by his sneaking into my room. I was a pretty heavy sleeper so i have no idea if that was an isolated incident. Anyway, at least he didn't have a camera when i caught him.
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so someone "reported" that site... to whom? are there bad-taste cops of the internet? I think if the RIAA/MPAA and their zillion lawyers aren't involved, it's pretty much chaos out there

I'm still not convinced that this web-haven is actually generating more IRL harm than if it didn't exist... where's that child porn cop poster? Is this behavior a safety release that keeps non-mind-crimes in check, or does it rile people up to git-r-dun regarding actually fucking the niece?
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WINSTON WOLFE wrote:Update: I reported that shit. :betternotstartanyshit:

I feel better now, but not as good as if I had never viewed it at all.
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I don't know who you report this shit to. I'm sure there are pedophile watch groups out there with different kinds of connections. No clue if it's actually causing any harm or if it is, as Helene suggested, just a giant fantasy group for guys who can't help their fantasies, but also can't help themselves.
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Also, why isn't Smegma all up in this thread?
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caldwell.the.great wrote:Also, why isn't Smegma all up in this thread?
too busy masturbating as social commentary

good work us making the same post on the bottom of last page :tup:
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hana maru wrote:When we were teens, one of my brother's friends that slept over did this very thing to me but i did wake up when he lifted up the covers. However, i didn't wake up by his sneaking into my room. I was a pretty heavy sleeper so i have no idea if that was an isolated incident. Anyway, at least he didn't have a camera when i caught him.
holy fuck i've only ever seen the porno version of what happens when you get caught doing this
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the girl acts offended but is actually flattered and turned on, then shows him her pussy up close and then she angrily sucks his dick
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then there's a facial
what the fuck happens to the person that gets caught doing it in real life ??? how old were you ? did you tell on him ? were there any more sleepovers ? did you angrily suck his dick ?
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Did he cum ? did you cum ? would you do it again ??!!
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nothing interesting happened. i think i was 15 at the time? he was a brazen almost 14 yr old. I was sleeping with my back to the door so he glimpsed a bit of my non-sexy underwear-clad butt. I turned toward him and pulled the covers back over me in one motion and asked him what the hell he was doing. He said "i dunno." i just told him to go to sleep. He then walked out of my room zombie-like and i had to get up and close the door because he didn't. I think i thought he was sleep walking at the time so i didn't freak out. he could've been because i know he did a bunch at home (his family told the stories) but i'll never know for sure. I never brought it up because even if i were to do so merely to tease him about it, it would have been far more uncomfortable for me.
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pornography lies to me yet again... :(
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i'm glad it did lie to you because i hadn't even kissed a boy at that point. that would've been a bit much...
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caldwell.the.great wrote:
WINSTON WOLFE wrote:Update: I reported that shit. :betternotstartanyshit:

I feel better now, but not as good as if I had never viewed it at all.
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I don't know who you report this shit to. I'm sure there are pedophile watch groups out there with different kinds of connections. No clue if it's actually causing any harm or if it is, as Helene suggested, just a giant fantasy group for guys who can't help their fantasies, but also can't help themselves.
I reported it to a couple of online "for the children" websites, one was for child porn, the other for exploited children.
I have no idea if it will do any good, but those pics of the dude sneaking into his gf's daughter's room turned my stomach, so they can sort it out if they choose.
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What a fucked up forum:

http://cumonprintedpics.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=7071

Someone report the people in that thread...
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nomb wrote:What a fucked up forum:

http://cumonprintedpics.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=7071

Someone report the people in that thread...
"Between the 1880s and 1900, for example, most states increased the AGE OF CONSENT from ten to at least sixteen, reflecting a common concern of the social purity movement that girls were vulnerable to sexual harm. Although almost every state outlawed incest, sexual acts between parent and child outside of intercourse fell under less stringent legal statutes."

"The 1885 Criminal Law Amendment Act(1) was the latest in a twenty-five year series of legislation that raised the age of consent and delineated the penalties for sexual offenses against women and minors.(2) In 1861 Parliament passed the Offenses against the Person Act (24 & 25 Victoria, Cap. 100) confirming the age of consent at twelve, and making carnal knowledge of a girl under age ten a felony and of a girl between the ages of ten and twelve a misdemeanor."

hxxp://www.geocities.com/Athens/Aegean/ ... sent.html/

Haha! All those lucky Englishmen having actual kiddy sex before 1861! Fast forward to 2011. NO 'CHILD MODELS' ALLOWED in a cum on pix (no actual sex) forum! I'm thankful that this forum allows less than 18 material, but admin is obviously getting pressure from sexually repressive whiners and do-gooders towards 18+ or even 21+. And there is already the other old forum and many other places for the above 18 crowd, but they gotta control your fantasies like the thought police!

The same guy that posted that also thinks child prostitution should be legal cause it keeps kids from dying on the streets. Say what?
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piccocker wrote:i like what i like... and i refuse to argue about it.

it does seem to me that this site is getting some pressure from "somewhere" regarding may of the younger images, but that seems to be the trend currently sweeping the internet. oh well.

i cum on cute YOUNG girls (?-12)... please do not send me pictures of your 40 y.o. wife.
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caldwell.the.great wrote:Also, why isn't Smegma all up in this thread?
too busy masturbating as social commentary

good work us making the same post on the bottom of last page :tup:
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I've watched enough SVU to know that reporting this shit probably won't do a lot of good, but I sympathize with the urge to do it. There's definitely such a thing as venting in order to curb urges, but if the venting involves putting someone at risk, then eeeehhhh......
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Tony Twist wrote:
nomb wrote:What a fucked up forum:

http://cumonprintedpics.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=7071

Someone report the people in that thread...
"Between the 1880s and 1900, for example, most states increased the AGE OF CONSENT from ten to at least sixteen, reflecting a common concern of the social purity movement that girls were vulnerable to sexual harm. Although almost every state outlawed incest, sexual acts between parent and child outside of intercourse fell under less stringent legal statutes."

"The 1885 Criminal Law Amendment Act(1) was the latest in a twenty-five year series of legislation that raised the age of consent and delineated the penalties for sexual offenses against women and minors.(2) In 1861 Parliament passed the Offenses against the Person Act (24 & 25 Victoria, Cap. 100) confirming the age of consent at twelve, and making carnal knowledge of a girl under age ten a felony and of a girl between the ages of ten and twelve a misdemeanor."

hxxp://www.geocities.com/Athens/Aegean/ ... sent.html/

Haha! All those lucky Englishmen having actual kiddy sex before 1861! Fast forward to 2011. NO 'CHILD MODELS' ALLOWED in a cum on pix (no actual sex) forum! I'm thankful that this forum allows less than 18 material, but admin is obviously getting pressure from sexually repressive whiners and do-gooders towards 18+ or even 21+. And there is already the other old forum and many other places for the above 18 crowd, but they gotta control your fantasies like the thought police!

The same guy that posted that also thinks child prostitution should be legal cause it keeps kids from dying on the streets. Say what?

Done. I have no idea what good it will do, but it can't hurt.

I tried to report the whole site to Gawker, http://gawker.com/ , because it would be funny if Gawker featured it, because it would probably lead to some of the people being identified, and the whole site crapping it's pants. The button for "send us a tip" on Gawker is at the bottom of the page, but my e-mail isn't set up that way on this computer. Please somebody, do it.

Gawker has done stories on sites like this, though not as bad, in the past. Fuck, why not?
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