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TheDOAD wrote:ALSO EVERY TIME YOU TYPED THE FUCKING MOUSE WOULD FALL INTO YOUR FUCKING FACE
Nah man theres a little ridge that keeps it from sliding

Come on dude you think those guys wouldn't have thought of that?

Come on
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MeatGrease wrote:
TheDOAD wrote:ALSO EVERY TIME YOU TYPED THE FUCKING MOUSE WOULD FALL INTO YOUR FUCKING FACE
Nah man theres a little ridge that keeps it from sliding

Come on dude you think those guys wouldn't have thought of that?

Come on
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Ok
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anyone know someone who has a standing desk with a treadmill they slowly walk on while working instead of standing? would love to try one of those.
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hana maru wrote:anyone know someone who has a standing desk with a treadmill they slowly walk on while working instead of standing? would love to try one of those.
I think that's how Mike Tyson's kid died.
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altars of radness wrote:
hana maru wrote:anyone know someone who has a standing desk with a treadmill they slowly walk on while working instead of standing? would love to try one of those.
I think that's how Mike Tyson's kid died.
holy fucking LOL

I have no idea if you're making that up or if it's 100% true but I love it either way

I mean of course I want a kid to have died...
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I don't imagine you needing that much exercise hana
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Necrometer wrote:
altars of radness wrote:
hana maru wrote:anyone know someone who has a standing desk with a treadmill they slowly walk on while working instead of standing? would love to try one of those.
I think that's how Mike Tyson's kid died.
holy fucking LOL

I have no idea if you're making that up or if it's 100% true but I love it either way

I mean of course I want a kid to have died...
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it's not about exercise, the speed is really slow anyway. it's about keeping moving but not wearing yourself out to do so. and it keeps the body from suffering the ill effects of sitting all day (like the link geeheeb posted and recent studies). sitting doesn't bother me at all (until i get restless) but i know it's not good for me. don't get much of a chance to move about at the new (uber corporate) job, except to go to the bathroom (they micromanage time and if you're not actively working while logged in and logged in except during breaks...well, they're not shy about firing people).
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That sounds like the worst job in the world. And this is coming from someone who fixes cars for a living.
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When I worked at a small print company, I had to fill out a time log that accounted for every minute of my day. Bathroom breaks and switching time (between trouble tickets) were left blank...but if they were more than a few minutes they would ask what was going on.
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Fighting Uruk-Hai wrote:I have one of those jobs where you don't have a desk and you stand all day anyway. I guess I'm happy to not be chained to a desk, but don't try and tell me it's good for me.
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Geeheeb wrote:When I worked at a small print company, I had to fill out a time log that accounted for every minute of my day. Bathroom breaks and switching time (between trouble tickets) were left blank...but if they were more than a few minutes they would ask what was going on.
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* Less than 10 min.: Time for an employee conference and possible attitude counseling.
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We can get standing desks at my work, but only if you have a note from a doctor saying you need one. They do "ergonomic assessments" for everyone here, so at least our desks are set up for us. And they even have one of those treadmill workstations available to use on our floor. Still, i've definitely noticed the difference between when i worked in the mailroom (on my feet all the time) and my current desk/phone job.
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