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Yeah, it was very short. I played straight through and Steam says 5 hours. Ouch. Totally worth it, though. GREAT game! Most fun I've had since Just Cause 2.

Also, I saw Marissa's name in the R&D credits.

Yeah, likewise. I hope it's basically Blade Runner visual with Mass Effect 2 controls.
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Yeah, I heard FU 2 was good just insanely short...like 5 hours total. $13 isn't bad but I know they'll go lower.

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i think i like Reach again
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:awesome: :shock:
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im really into outer space bullshit right now
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im really into outer space bullshit right now
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Amnesia is on steam for 4.99! Okay, finally caving. Time for me to be scared shitless.
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electronicham wrote:
ungodlywarlock wrote:Amnesia is on steam for 4.99! Okay, finally caving. Time for me to be scared shitless.
Prepare to be horrified

Seriously though. Game is fucking solid as shit. You must play it in the dark and with headphones (noise canceling kind if possible) or you will not get the full effect of the game.
I'm a big puss when it comes to scary games, man. Seriously, I'm like the biggest horror MOVIE fan in the world, but scary games reduce me to a pile of tear-filled mush. I just get way too immersed and it stresses me out. But occasionally, I need to sample the best that horror games have to offer (this, Dead Space, etc). So I will turn down lights, but I think headphones would kill me.
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I'm dying over here, guys. I haven't even come across a single enemy yet and my damn hunt for oil is already destroying my nerves.
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ghost boner wrote:you can get it on the fire stick too. theres nothing this thing cant do
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i've got to admit, i'm pretty excited.
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me 2 bro
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I think I'll be skipping Battlefield 3.

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No Steam??? EA is the dumbest publisher in all of video games.
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i'm getting it for console anyway so it doesn't affect me too much but it is still balls stupid
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Wang Mandu wrote:I think I'll be skipping Battlefield 3.

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Gamersgate

No Steam??? EA is the dumbest publisher in all of video games.

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^^^^ :tup:

i just finished singularity. total bioshock style of story ripoff, but with more traditional FPS style gameplay, better guns, better control, a fun powerglove but with way less features than plasmids. not a bad game but i'm not going to play it ever again if that's what you're thinking
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how did i miss that kotaku started posting episodes of game center cx?

http://kotaku.com/retro-game-master/

seriously, check it out :tup:
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Pisscubes wrote:I'm glad I'm not the only one. I've read tons of reviews that talk about how 2 is such an improvement on 1 and I just don't see it. They play seems clunkier to me, the upgrade system SUCKS, the story isn't as interesting to me, and those recycled big monster fights fucking blow.

It's not a bad game, but it's not like the first one where I just felt compelled to play and play.
yeah i loved the first one and i think the second one is... decent ? it's really hard to remove it from comparison. more than anything else the city just seemed much less interesting and fun to cruise around in. also that they changed a bunch of the shit that made the first one so memorable and engaging-- going into the sewers and jumping through dangerous areas where death hangs in the balance to activate powers really made you excited to see what you would unlock next. this one just felt sort of perfunctory, oh you've hit 60% of the way through the game so jump through a couple hoops and you'll get a different colour lightning bolt :wank:

there were parts of the game that were pretty great; climbing that big ice tower and exploring the huge church were both neat, some of the side quests were pretty fun (the overcharge levels especially)-- but all that shit was sort of beside the point ? all the main shit was badly done. the story was pure cock as you say, i didn't care about any of the characters, the gameplay suffered in the "upgrade", and the design of the city was boring and not conducive to fun gaming. and all the boss battles were just sort of like, uh what ? why did this seem like a good idea ? oh and the new cole's mushmouth. i didn't even bat an eye when i first heard they had a new voice actor because who cares ? but holy fuck that guy was terrible.

i feel like i'm overdoing the shit-talk because the game was probably somewhere between a 6 and 7/10, but i really did have high hopes for it and it just felt like a real fumbled job.
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copstache wrote:how did i miss that kotaku started posting episodes of game center cx?

http://kotaku.com/retro-game-master/

seriously, check it out :tup:
i might not be selling this enough.

you know how Top Gear has special episodes that are just challenges? well this is a japanese show about retro video games but every so often there are challenge episodes where the host, a persistent, well-meaning guy who's pretty much terrible at video games attempts to beat certain games in marathon settings.

so basically it documents him sitting in a tiny office failing over and over for hours on end at beating video games. he never gets mad, you just watch him get more and more tired and the desperation slowly grow on his face as he pushes through 12+ hours of one single NES game.

he gets super depressed and the pile of junk food wrappers gets bigger and bigger as each episode goes on. show is one of a kind and i'm psyched that it's finally getting some love in the US

please watch it so they keep putting out more. the first episode is Ninja Gaiden!
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holy shit this is brutal :awesome:

he's lucky he's so cute

i fucking punch my friends in their stupid heads for being so dumb at games
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fallbacktostone wrote: he's lucky he's so cute
haha this is it exactly! it hurts so bad to watch but you can't help but want to cheer him on

triumph of the human spirit, etc etc
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i just played 5 minutes of galaga legions dx and my brain is fried :theylive:
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this show rules so hard :tup:
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and i'll go ahead and say it-- fuck ninja gaiden
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