Happy Birthday To ME!

[Introvert]

ur right,i just did a search. i got u confused w/ another poster who's a taurus. sory,my mistake. do u want to fill out the detailed astrology questionnaire so i can gues ur sign?

I think he's a Libra

oh kewl! yea, i confused him w/ sum1 else. i wuldve luved to gues his sign,but not every1 wants to believ n astrology like we do! and wen i gues their sign correctly,it challenges their belief system!

Shut the fuck up!

[riley-o]

looks like goddamn Smega just graduated from the Riley/Mandie professional school of sluething

smeggers has been sleuthing hardcore for a long time, man. i've learned a lot from him about how and when to do research

i don't know what all this is about mandie though... my well-honed detective skills tell me you're trying to crack wise here, and i don't think i care for it...

[Frickin' Slayer]

ur right,i just did a search. i got u confused w/ another poster who's a taurus. sory,my mistake. do u want to fill out the detailed astrology questionnaire so i can gues ur sign?

I think he's a Libra

oh kewl! yea, i confused him w/ sum1 else. i wuldve luved to gues his sign,but not every1 wants to believ n astrology like we do! and wen i gues their sign correctly,it challenges their belief system!

Shut the FUCK up!

giv me wat i want, and ill go away

[Necrometer]

looks like goddamn Smega just graduated from the Riley/Mandie professional school of sluething

i don't know what all this is about mandie though...

she seems to be the eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegspert

[Necrometer]

giv me wat i want, and ill go away

geheeb already gave you teh Hello Kitty theme...

[MeatGrease]

You're starting to get close to a very unpleasant secret. Stop digging or else.

I'm sick of this liar.

Turning 19 today Neil from Blood Freak told me I can have a shindig at his pad...that's pretty cool, I'm taking a shot of Anizette for every year under my belt....going to get shitty wasted and harass weird portland grind dudes I feel confident I'm going to fuck this chick in a witchy all girl doom band

It's good to be able to enjoy your youth and know that you still have your whole life ahead of you...not a single regret here!!!!

http://reeelapse.com/viewtopic.php?f=1& ... 1#p1518111

I'm 24 by the way

Are you 19 or 24? Are you going to fuck a girl tonight? How does your wife feel about that?




http://reeelapse.com/viewtopic.php?f=1& ... 7#p1509587

My wife could pull a truck by her nipples / That's why I married her

http://reeelapse.com/viewtopic.php?f=1& ... 4#p1512864

Impressive!!!!! And I live in new jersey, I'm roy's roommate, if you haven't heard...

Do you live with your own wife or are you Roy's roommate?

[nomb]

Go Libra or go the fuck home...

Libras can't be trusted

Libra supremacy!

All signs must bow to the libras!

[hipster holocaust]

ur right,i just did a search. i got u confused w/ another poster who's a taurus. sory,my mistake. do u want to fill out the detailed astrology questionnaire so i can gues ur sign?

I think he's a Libra

oh kewl! yea, i confused him w/ sum1 else. i wuldve luved to gues his sign,but not every1 wants to believ n astrology like we do! and wen i gues their sign correctly,it challenges their belief system!

Shut the fuck up!

Ryan, if you ban this poster I promise to send you the finest bottle of scotch that I can afford. I could not be any further from joking. No ban, no scotch. Post office closes in a few hours. GO.

[a world of no]

ur right,i just did a search. i got u confused w/ another poster who's a taurus. sory,my mistake. do u want to fill out the detailed astrology questionnaire so i can gues ur sign?

I think he's a Libra

oh kewl! yea, i confused him w/ sum1 else. i wuldve luved to gues his sign,but not every1 wants to believ n astrology like we do! and wen i gues their sign correctly,it challenges their belief system!

Shut the fuck up!

Ryan, if you ban this poster I promise to send you the finest bottle of scotch that I can afford. I could not be any further from joking. No ban, no scotch. Post office closes in a few hours. GO.

i'm streven, and i approve this offer.

[Erik13]

Ryan, if you ban this poster I promise to send you the finest bottle of scotch that I can afford. I could not be any further from joking. No ban, no scotch. Post office closes in a few hours. GO.

If he bans FS who is going to be the resident astrologer?

[hipster holocaust]

I guess we'll just have to see. PO closes in 15 minutes...

[soiled depends]

Ryan, if you ban this poster I promise to send you the finest bottle of scotch that I can afford. I could not be any further from joking. No ban, no scotch. Post office closes in a few hours. GO.

If he bans FS who is going to be the resident astrologer?

I could easily take that on. So could a 13 year old with downs syndrome. it's not hard...

[riley-o]

ryan's said a few times he doesn't have ban powers; only the admins do.

for the record ryan's a delightful person and you should send him a nice scotch anyway

[hipster holocaust]

ryan's said a few times he doesn't have ban powers; only the admins do.

for the record ryan's a delightful person and you should send him a nice scotch anyway

yes sir...

[Introvert]

ryan's said a few times he doesn't have ban powers; only the admins do.

for the record ryan's a delightful person and you should send him a nice scotch anyway

Thanks buddy. Johnny, don't worry about a bottle of scotch, you know I don't drink much of the hard stuff. I do like the occasional shot of Maker's but a bottle would probably last me a year.

Riley is correct, I don't have the power of the banhammer, which is probably a good thing.

But...I will make this commitment to all good people here - If you start a new thread about something you consider to be important and FS posts any bullshit that, like usual, derails your quality thread (see Hashthrash's recent KTC thread), say the word and I will delete any FS posts in your thread. I can't promise to always be timely as I usually only read the board in the evenings, and when I check in during the day I'm on my stupid iPhone. But I will do my best as I feel I owe it to all of you good folks who have had to put up with the ever increasingly annoying FS garbage.

[soiled depends]

But...I will make this commitment to all good people here - If you start a new thread about something you consider to be important and FS posts any bullshit that, like usual, derails your quality thread (see Hashthrash's recent KTC thread), say the word and I will delete any FS posts in your thread.

[Necrometer]

frickin' slayer brings a lot to this board... at least it's not the same lawnmowing story rehashed for the zillionth time

[soiled depends]

oh yeah, learning that Jim Carrey is a taurus really enriched the board with a lot of valuable insight and fascinating little tidbits of information that really spruced the place up....

[Introvert]

frickin' slayer brings a lot to this board... at least it's not the same lawnmowing story rehashed for the zillionth time

Hahahaha!

But in the spirit of me being a sucker for the people I love (Ross!!).....feel free to explain in detail how FS 'brings a lot to this board'. I thank you in advance.

[Necrometer]

not falling for that one so soon after the "please explain occupy" prank, BUB!

[Introvert]

not falling for that one so soon after the "please explain occupy" prank, BUB!

Fair enough!

When the weather gets nice again I will limit my lawnmowing posts to Weekend and NWIOT threads.

[a world of no]

frickin' slayer brings a lot to this board... at least it's not the same lawnmowing story rehashed for the zillionth time

this is you just being an annoying faggot. enough with the ruse, ross.

[hipster holocaust]

not falling for that one so soon after the "please explain occupy" prank, BUB!

Fair enough!

When the weather gets nice again I will limit my lawnmowing posts to Weekend and NWIOT threads.

Don't listen to the haters, I still get a kick out of your old man posts. I could read about lawns, cats, salsa making and the Wilshire all day

[MeatGrease]

Ryan i heard you can't fuck worth a shit

[Introvert]

Ryan i heard you can't fuck worth a shit

That's probably true.