Shut the fuck up!Frickin' Slayer wrote:oh kewl! yea, i confused him w/ sum1 else. i wuldve luved to gues his sign,but not every1 wants to believ n astrology like we do! and wen i gues their sign correctly,it challenges their belief system!Erik13 wrote:I think he's a LibraFrickin' Slayer wrote:
ur right,i just did a search. i got u confused w/ another poster who's a taurus. sory,my mistake. do u want to fill out the detailed astrology questionnaire so i can gues ur sign?
Happy Birthday To ME!
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smeggers has been sleuthing hardcore for a long time, man. i've learned a lot from him about how and when to do researchTeebore wrote:looks like goddamn Smega just graduated from the Riley/Mandie professional school of sluething
i don't know what all this is about mandie though... my well-honed detective skills tell me you're trying to crack wise here, and i don't think i care for it...
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giv me wat i want, and ill go awayIntrovert wrote:Shut the FUCK up!Frickin' Slayer wrote:oh kewl! yea, i confused him w/ sum1 else. i wuldve luved to gues his sign,but not every1 wants to believ n astrology like we do! and wen i gues their sign correctly,it challenges their belief system!Erik13 wrote:I think he's a LibraFrickin' Slayer wrote:
ur right,i just did a search. i got u confused w/ another poster who's a taurus. sory,my mistake. do u want to fill out the detailed astrology questionnaire so i can gues ur sign?
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she seems to be the eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegspertriley-o wrote:i don't know what all this is about mandie though...Teebore wrote:looks like goddamn Smega just graduated from the Riley/Mandie professional school of sluething
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geheeb already gave you teh Hello Kitty theme...Frickin' Slayer wrote:giv me wat i want, and ill go away
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You're starting to get close to a very unpleasant secret. Stop digging or else.
Smegma wrote:I'm sick of this liar.
http://reeelapse.com/viewtopic.php?f=1& ... 1#p1518111MeatGrease wrote:Turning 19 today Neil from Blood Freak told me I can have a shindig at his pad...that's pretty cool, I'm taking a shot of Anizette for every year under my belt....going to get shitty wasted and harass weird portland grind dudes I feel confident I'm going to fuck this chick in a witchy all girl doom band
It's good to be able to enjoy your youth and know that you still have your whole life ahead of you...not a single regret here!!!!Are you 19 or 24? Are you going to fuck a girl tonight? How does your wife feel about that?MeatGrease wrote:I'm 24 by the way
http://reeelapse.com/viewtopic.php?f=1& ... 7#p1509587http://reeelapse.com/viewtopic.php?f=1& ... 4#p1512864Meatgrease wrote:My wife could pull a truck by her nipples / That's why I married herDo you live with your own wife or are you Roy's roommate?MeatGrease wrote:Impressive!!!!! And I live in new jersey, I'm roy's roommate, if you haven't heard...
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Libra supremacy!noah thirteen wrote:Libras can't be trustedBored013 wrote:Go Libra or go the fuck home...
All signs must bow to the libras!
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Ryan, if you ban this poster I promise to send you the finest bottle of scotch that I can afford. I could not be any further from joking. No ban, no scotch. Post office closes in a few hours. GO.Introvert wrote:Shut the fuck up!Frickin' Slayer wrote:oh kewl! yea, i confused him w/ sum1 else. i wuldve luved to gues his sign,but not every1 wants to believ n astrology like we do! and wen i gues their sign correctly,it challenges their belief system!Erik13 wrote:I think he's a LibraFrickin' Slayer wrote:
ur right,i just did a search. i got u confused w/ another poster who's a taurus. sory,my mistake. do u want to fill out the detailed astrology questionnaire so i can gues ur sign?
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i'm streven, and i approve this offer.hipster holocaust wrote:Ryan, if you ban this poster I promise to send you the finest bottle of scotch that I can afford. I could not be any further from joking. No ban, no scotch. Post office closes in a few hours. GO.Introvert wrote:Shut the fuck up!Frickin' Slayer wrote:oh kewl! yea, i confused him w/ sum1 else. i wuldve luved to gues his sign,but not every1 wants to believ n astrology like we do! and wen i gues their sign correctly,it challenges their belief system!Erik13 wrote:I think he's a LibraFrickin' Slayer wrote:
ur right,i just did a search. i got u confused w/ another poster who's a taurus. sory,my mistake. do u want to fill out the detailed astrology questionnaire so i can gues ur sign?
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If he bans FS who is going to be the resident astrologer?hipster holocaust wrote:
Ryan, if you ban this poster I promise to send you the finest bottle of scotch that I can afford. I could not be any further from joking. No ban, no scotch. Post office closes in a few hours. GO.
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I guess we'll just have to see. PO closes in 15 minutes...
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I could easily take that on. So could a 13 year old with downs syndrome. it's not hard...Erik13 wrote:If he bans FS who is going to be the resident astrologer?hipster holocaust wrote:
Ryan, if you ban this poster I promise to send you the finest bottle of scotch that I can afford. I could not be any further from joking. No ban, no scotch. Post office closes in a few hours. GO.
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
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only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
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ryan's said a few times he doesn't have ban powers; only the admins do.
for the record ryan's a delightful person and you should send him a nice scotch anyway
for the record ryan's a delightful person and you should send him a nice scotch anyway
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yes sir...riley-o wrote:ryan's said a few times he doesn't have ban powers; only the admins do.
for the record ryan's a delightful person and you should send him a nice scotch anyway
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Thanks buddy. Johnny, don't worry about a bottle of scotch, you know I don't drink much of the hard stuff. I do like the occasional shot of Maker's but a bottle would probably last me a year.riley-o wrote:ryan's said a few times he doesn't have ban powers; only the admins do.
for the record ryan's a delightful person and you should send him a nice scotch anyway
Riley is correct, I don't have the power of the banhammer, which is probably a good thing.
But...I will make this commitment to all good people here - If you start a new thread about something you consider to be important and FS posts any bullshit that, like usual, derails your quality thread (see Hashthrash's recent KTC thread), say the word and I will delete any FS posts in your thread. I can't promise to always be timely as I usually only read the board in the evenings, and when I check in during the day I'm on my stupid iPhone. But I will do my best as I feel I owe it to all of you good folks who have had to put up with the ever increasingly annoying FS garbage.
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But...I will make this commitment to all good people here - If you start a new thread about something you consider to be important and FS posts any bullshit that, like usual, derails your quality thread (see Hashthrash's recent KTC thread), say the word and I will delete any FS posts in your thread.
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frickin' slayer brings a lot to this board... at least it's not the same lawnmowing story rehashed for the zillionth time
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oh yeah, learning that Jim Carrey is a taurus really enriched the board with a lot of valuable insight and fascinating little tidbits of information that really spruced the place up....
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
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Hahahaha!Necrometer wrote:frickin' slayer brings a lot to this board... at least it's not the same lawnmowing story rehashed for the zillionth time
But in the spirit of me being a sucker for the people I love (Ross!!).....feel free to explain in detail how FS 'brings a lot to this board'. I thank you in advance.
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not falling for that one so soon after the "please explain occupy" prank, BUB!
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Fair enough!Necrometer wrote:not falling for that one so soon after the "please explain occupy" prank, BUB!
When the weather gets nice again I will limit my lawnmowing posts to Weekend and NWIOT threads.
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this is you just being an annoying faggot. enough with the ruse, ross.Necrometer wrote:frickin' slayer brings a lot to this board... at least it's not the same lawnmowing story rehashed for the zillionth time
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Don't listen to the haters, I still get a kick out of your old man posts. I could read about lawns, cats, salsa making and the Wilshire all dayIntrovert wrote:Fair enough!Necrometer wrote:not falling for that one so soon after the "please explain occupy" prank, BUB!
When the weather gets nice again I will limit my lawnmowing posts to Weekend and NWIOT threads.
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Ryan i heard you can't fuck worth a shit
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That's probably true.MeatGrease wrote:Ryan i heard you can't fuck worth a shit
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