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Now he gets it.John Jr. wrote:Hypnagogia wrote:dying over here...
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sorry i cant deliver some fresh and timely 2-year old sarah palin jokes.....
How do you get a nun pregnant?
How do you get a nun pregnant?
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What if it doesn't work?John Jr. wrote:sorry i cant deliver some fresh and timely 2-year old sarah palin jokes.....
How do you get a nun pregnant?SPOILERSPOILER_SHOWyou fuck her.
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Mari_Mar wrote:What if it doesn't work?John Jr. wrote:sorry i cant deliver some fresh and timely 2-year old sarah palin jokes.....
How do you get a nun pregnant?SPOILERSPOILER_SHOWyou fuck her.
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in vitro fertilization
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That sounds like a Hail Mary to me...John Jr. wrote:Mari_Mar wrote:What if it doesn't work?John Jr. wrote:sorry i cant deliver some fresh and timely 2-year old sarah palin jokes.....
How do you get a nun pregnant?SPOILERSPOILER_SHOWyou fuck her.SPOILERSPOILER_SHOWin vitro fertilization
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hail mary, full of grapes.....
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How did the polish high diver drown?
I'm taking the credit for that one.
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He got caught in his parachute
I'm taking the credit for that one.
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What's Bobby's favorite tea?
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The worst part about locking your keys in your car outside the abortion clinic is having to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.
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Charlie Shitz goes to the court house to change his name.
Judge says "Well with a name like that, I see your point. What do you wanna go by?"
"Joe Shitz"
Judge says "Well with a name like that, I see your point. What do you wanna go by?"
"Joe Shitz"
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Q: How do you know if someone is from california
A: don't worry, they'll tell you
A: don't worry, they'll tell you
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with as much wonderful climate, cultural superiority, material opportunity, and (apparently most importantly) multitude of diverse passtimes consistently available as they all make it sound like it has........well i'm quite unsure as to why they all don't just go back.
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I don't have a Corvette in my garage.
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what did the old pirate say on his birthday?
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aye, matey!
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I sat there for a minute...ghost boner wrote:what did the old pirate say on his birthday?
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOWaye, matey!
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then I snotted on my keyboard.
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dude i fuckn lost it when i heard that one earlier today and upon reading it again just now im still laughing.
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BTW, Have you seen the trailer for that new pirate movie?
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It's rated arrr.
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pirate jokes are the best. also my buddy just told me this one...
how do you drown a hipster?
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in the mainstream
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And this is why I stopped going to bars...
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pirate jokes?
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These joke are terrible... Like if Running Wild, put out a greatest hits album this winter and included one new song...\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:pirate jokes?
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not really a pirate joke, but I would love to see what pirates would do to jimmy buffet if they heard a pirate looks at forty.
hopefully it involves a keelhaul and perhaps being burned alive a few times.
hopefully it involves a keelhaul and perhaps being burned alive a few times.
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Not all the jokes are terrible, but the terrible ones are the best.the awesome Assassin wrote:These joke are terrible... Like if Running Wild, put out a greatest hits album this winter and included one new song...\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:pirate jokes?
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So if Running Wild played your community hall you'd pay $20 to see them... Then offer your time to recycle all the plastic cups...\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:Not all the jokes are terrible, but the terrible ones are the best.the awesome Assassin wrote:These joke are terrible... Like if Running Wild, put out a greatest hits album this winter and included one new song...\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:pirate jokes?
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How many 9/11s does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Hurricane Katrina