they're about to film an anal sex scene.From Blintzes to Crepes wrote:what the fuck is going on here?
metal archives "random bands" part 2
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guaranteed they know about 200 ways to prepare dog.SHOOTME wrote:Kedjawen
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Justin Bieber singing RammsteinSHOOTME wrote:Fucking faggot thinks he's the Raven-Master or something. Does he ever change out of that stupid Goth-Boy superhero outfit?SHOOTME wrote: Schwarzer Engel
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Barrabás
Mutilation Rites (Fucking hipsters... )
Darkkreis
Scandium
Mutilation Rites (Fucking hipsters... )
Darkkreis
Scandium
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Chaosbaphomet
Ecö-Shöck
Эйдол (Which I assume translates to "Leather Jacket Faggot")
Sfagnum (They thought they could sneak that in their band name...but I caught the sneaky xasthur fans.)
Fake spider webs bought from Halloween stores make a great black metal accessory.
Ecö-Shöck
Эйдол (Which I assume translates to "Leather Jacket Faggot")
Sfagnum (They thought they could sneak that in their band name...but I caught the sneaky xasthur fans.)
Fake spider webs bought from Halloween stores make a great black metal accessory.
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Clinicamente Morti
Mictlan
Numpty Wizard
Abominus
"Hey guys, I just graduated high school! Quick, let's get a band photo-shoot in while I look so cool!"
Mictlan
Numpty Wizard
Abominus
"Hey guys, I just graduated high school! Quick, let's get a band photo-shoot in while I look so cool!"
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These bands with all the spikes... I wonder what percentage have poked eyes out with those things... and what percentage of that group poked their own eyes out.SHOOTME wrote:Chaosbaphomet
Oh dear lord there's so much comedy going on here... that broomface in the lower right...SHOOTME wrote: Mictlan
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I found a couple more pics of "Broomface" on their myspace page!Toxicarius wrote:Oh dear lord there's so much comedy going on here... that broomface in the lower right...SHOOTME wrote: Mictlan
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Fuck, does he have his own comic book?
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If he did, who would his arch nemesis be? Dustface?Tony Twist wrote:Fuck, does he have his own comic book?
Or maybe the futuristic Vacuum-Man?
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Temple
Dad? get out of the picture....
Dad? get out of the picture....
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The Final Holocaust
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The Hixon
Why did they pick pictures of each band member with his mouth open?
Why did they pick pictures of each band member with his mouth open?
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Well...obviously. I keep laughing at the guy on the far right. He looks like he's yelling "Gaaaaaaaaay!".BUNGVOX wrote:cuz they're a bunch of cocksuckers.
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a bass with more than 4 strings is for total fudge packers.
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Violator
Nekromantik Kurse
And the award for the biggest Sadsack band goes to...
Wunjo
"Burrrrr, I'm cold."
Nekromantik Kurse
And the award for the biggest Sadsack band goes to...
Wunjo
"Burrrrr, I'm cold."
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Drunk As Fuck
More like Fat As Fuck.
Luzabril
It takes a very special kind of loser to give the devil horns AND the middle finger at the same time. I'm impressed.
More like Fat As Fuck.
Luzabril
It takes a very special kind of loser to give the devil horns AND the middle finger at the same time. I'm impressed.
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Cwn Annwn
I think that kid on the right saw a sandwich just as they took the shot.
I think that kid on the right saw a sandwich just as they took the shot.
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i don't know if i'm sick of black metal bands or what........
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you know DIY sucks.
need to go back to the glory years where bands couldn't do shit unless some serious vetting by some big corporate label to see if they had actual musicians and not some dorks let loose in a the mall with moms credit cards
though DIY doesn't suck for laffs I suppose.
need to go back to the glory years where bands couldn't do shit unless some serious vetting by some big corporate label to see if they had actual musicians and not some dorks let loose in a the mall with moms credit cards
though DIY doesn't suck for laffs I suppose.
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Rip Ride
Hväänth Byzanthiäm
Blackened Destructor
Naberius Sonheillon
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rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.