it's St. Patricks Day...
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Am I the only person who hates this fucking day? Get all these fat chicks out of my fucking bar already!
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Wear orange...
Drink a toast to the Queen...
Pour a bottle of Irish whisky down the toilet...
Follow that with some Guinness...
Break some Pogues records...
Rape a nun...
Kneecap an IRA soldier...
Smuggle snakes into Ireland...
Drink a toast to the Queen...
Pour a bottle of Irish whisky down the toilet...
Follow that with some Guinness...
Break some Pogues records...
Rape a nun...
Kneecap an IRA soldier...
Smuggle snakes into Ireland...
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I drank apple schnapps... I had to... it's the only bottle I have with a green label.
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Blair wrote:Wear orange...
Drink a toast to the Queen...
Pour a bottle of Irish whisky down the toilet...
Follow that with some Guinness...
Break some Pogues records...
Rape a nun...
Kneecap an IRA soldier...
Smuggle snakes into Ireland...
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Blair wrote:Break some Pogues records...
At least you didn't mention panzers again.
I put some corn beef brisket in the crock pot this morning before work and filled the small crock pot full o'potatoes
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- feed the goddamn Pope into the treads of a Prius
- have nonprocreative sex
- clock out someone who claims to be "a druid"
- burn a fiddle
- have nonprocreative sex
- clock out someone who claims to be "a druid"
- burn a fiddle
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doubleblumpkin wrote:Guess who's riding a pig through the jungle
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- get an abortion
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doubleblumpkin wrote:Guess who's riding a pig through the jungle
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I'm not sure i' ll wake up in the morning. If I don't please feed my cat summer sweet peas. Those are her favourite.
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- wipe your ass with pages torn from James Joyce books
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exactly. fucking stupid 'americanized' holiday.Blair wrote:Wear orange...
Drink a toast to the Queen...
Pour a bottle of Irish whisky down the toilet...
Follow that with some Guinness...
Break some Pogues records...
Rape a nun...
Kneecap an IRA soldier...
Smuggle snakes into Ireland...
st patricks day and cinco de mayo can both fuck right off. meaningless holidays for weak alcoholic white bred slobs.
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Blair wrote:- wipe your ass with pages torn from James Joyce books
is this some kind of strange coincidence or are you making a very clever reference to the fact that one of the reasons that Ulysses was initially banned was because of the scene in which Leopold Bloom wipes his ass with pages torn from a book?
(book was banned in Canada till 1949 btw, fuck your prude country.)
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this is only half anti-Irish manBlair wrote:- feed the goddamn Pope into the treads of a Prius
I'm half Irish and half Greek so I'm half anti-Irish myself, i'm an expert
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james wrote:this is only half anti-Irish manBlair wrote:- feed the goddamn Pope into the treads of a Prius
I'm half Irish and half Greek so I'm half anti-Irish myself, i'm an expert
fighting the pope is 100% irish
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I'm not even getting into this
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-cut sinead's fat fucking throat
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I was trying to find a union Jack Def leppard tanktop to wear while I ride my bike past all lines of people waiting to get into the bar.
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lolwait nvm
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Did the Canadian courts like the part where he fantasizes about transforming into a woman and then having his pimp fist fuck his new vagina up to the elbow?glovefullavaseline wrote: ↑Sun Mar 18, 2012 1:13 amBlair wrote:- wipe your ass with pages torn from James Joyce books
is this some kind of strange coincidence or are you making a very clever reference to the fact that one of the reasons that Ulysses was initially banned was because of the scene in which Leopold Bloom wipes his ass with pages torn from a book?
(book was banned in Canada till 1949 btw, fuck your prude country.)
I know I’m talking to a poster who’s been gone for years but still fuck you and your pretentious Of Mice And Men screen name.