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Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 2:16 pm

oh how I wish Avatar had flopped so I could be a respected defender of underrated shit...

EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO · Post by **EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 2:25 pm

It's a relevant comparison. I enjoyed Avatar as well.

ghost boner · Post by **ghost boner** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 2:42 pm

i saw an avatar shirt at the thrift store the other day. made me laugh so fucking hard.

Hotchka! · Post by **Hotchka!** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:40 pm

adventures of tintin - 7
sherlock holmes - 7

fallbacktostone · Post by **fallbacktostone** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:36 pm

the turin horse - 10

The Schwartz · Post by **The Schwartz** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 1:08 am

The Hunger Games - 2/10 fucking whatever. For a 2 and a half hour movie it's rushed the entire way through. No weight. No emotion, No meaning. No good. No care.
I can't possible see anyone having not read it first getting anything at all out of this and people who did will get a shitty movie. I counted over a dozen times something that I saw or heard that will have absolutely no meaning at all to anyone who hasn't read it because they don't explain why or what the significance is of huge plot points. One of the worst edited films I've seen. A complete mess all over the place. I think I completely misjudged the audience for this thing. To put it in perspective I was in a full 500 person theatre and everyone of them clapped after the Twilight trailer. To put it in another perspective I thought Sucker Punch was a better movie.

Jennifer Lawrence is other worldly but even she can't save this disaster. How it is getting acclaim reviews is so far beyond my comprehension.

For the sake of people here I have to say avoid at all costs but I kind of want people to know just how bad it is.

The Real MPD · Post by **The Real MPD** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 1:58 am

The Real MPD wrote:American Psycho - 8

worst extras.

spacehamster · Post by **spacehamster** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 6:04 am

Search says this hasn't been posted yet... possibly WIOT, but here it is. Iron Sky. Udo Kier as a space Nazi. Pure genius.

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:40 am

it was posted once and then someone made a thread about it, so that's why people won't be posting their "FUCK YEAH" reactions again

The Schwartz wrote:To put it in another perspective I thought Sucker Punch was a better movie.

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 9:31 am

my family made a website for movie drinking games - before you get all pissed that it's just the Tom Jane punisher, be aware that the Dolph one is in the works... I think they're going to adapt my SAMURAI COP bame to this format, too

http://www.drinkingcinema.com

The Schwartz · Post by **The Schwartz** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 9:46 am

this looks awful but fun at the same time. The giant lightning at the beginning was the show I went to

Mooretician · Post by **Mooretician** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:01 am

Necrometer wrote:my family made a website for movie drinking games - before you get all pissed that it's just the Tom Jane punisher, be aware that the Dolph one is in the works... I think they're going to adapt my SAMURAI COP bame to this format, too

http://www.drinkingcinema.com

This is awesome. I'm especially excited about SHOWGILS.

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:05 am

I guess the MOTU movie is on-deck...

And VERN, this one's for you: http://www.drinkingcinema.com/game/Point+Break

ghost boner · Post by **ghost boner** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:09 am

holy shit!!!! nice work, ross! now i feel even worse for not showing up to the point break viewing.

godofdeadlydeath · Post by **godofdeadlydeath** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:25 am

21 Jump Street - 8/10 - Way funnier than I anticipated. Stupid, a lot of cliches, but a ton of laughs.

The Schwartz · Post by **The Schwartz** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:27 am

godofdeadlydeath wrote:21 Jump Street - 8/10 - Way funnier than I anticipated. Stupid, a lot of cliches, but a ton of laughs.

yep. I don't understand it but Channing Tatum was some sort of comedic genius

EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO · Post by **EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 3:49 pm

spacehamster wrote:Search says this hasn't been posted yet... possibly WIOT, but here it is. Iron Sky. Udo Kier as a space Nazi. Pure genius.

Allow me to take this opportunity to post my first FUCK YEAH about this.

ghost boner · Post by **ghost boner** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 4:07 pm

when is that actually coming out? been waiting for that shit forever. imagine if it sucks and all these people waited like a thousand years to see it. i would be so mad i would give up entirely on the nazis from space genre.

featherboa · Post by **featherboa** » Sat Mar 24, 2012 12:03 am

alien

doubleblumpkin · Post by **doubleblumpkin** » Sat Mar 24, 2012 12:08 am

21 Jump Street 4/10

ghost boner · Post by **ghost boner** » Sat Mar 24, 2012 1:15 pm

love travs simple contributions to this thread.

watched your highness again last night, this time with beer. much better with beer. later today will be the viewing of another mexican rodeo accidents dvd. im just going to go ahead and place my perfect ten here in advance.

Spooky Apparition · Post by **Spooky Apparition** » Sat Mar 24, 2012 5:46 pm

The Schwartz wrote:I counted over a dozen times something that I saw or heard that will have absolutely no meaning at all to anyone who hasn't read it because they don't explain why or what the significance is of huge plot points. One of the worst edited films I've seen. A complete mess all over the place.

i haven't read any of the books, but i saw this last night and i agree 100%. much like US girl with the dragon tattoo (which i really hated), there were a lot of points where i assumed whatever was happening would have actually had some context and been interesting to someone who read the book, but they meant nothing in the movie itself or weren't explained at all.

and i guess i can see how the books would be better than the movie, but not even the basic story was good enough to make me want to check them out. a charitable 3/10.

gonna finally watch the antichrist tonight though. i've had a string of shit movies and i hope this breaks it

fallbacktostone · Post by **fallbacktostone** » Sat Mar 24, 2012 5:50 pm

matrix reloaded - 4

The Schwartz · Post by **The Schwartz** » Sat Mar 24, 2012 6:10 pm

I still recommend the book, the movie just failed on every level to convey the best parts of the book and I cannot fucking stomach the fact that it made 68 million dollars on Friday alone. Especially for something that may go down as one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

Antichrist is pretty good and will definitely be even better after the pile of shit you just sat through.

Mooretician · Post by **Mooretician** » Sat Mar 24, 2012 6:34 pm

No need to rate it but I checked in and can confirm that In the Mouth of Madness is still fucking excellent

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