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has there ever been anything like this? every fucking game mattered and ended awesomely.
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OH MY GOD EVAN LONGORIA CAN FUCK ALL MY BITCHES
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THIS IS THE GREATEST LAST DAY OF THE BASEBALL SEASON EVER
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HOLY FUCK LONGORIA!


DRINKS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!
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From Blintzes to Crepes wrote:THIS IS THE GREATEST LAST DAY OF THE BASEBALL SEASON EVER
i don't see how this can be argued. holy fucking shit. my only rays jersey was a carl crawford one i gave to goodwill or i'd wear it tomorrow.
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Better put those motherfucking resumes on Monster, Terry Francona and Fredi Gonzalez.
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Cubs will gladly take Francona and Epstein now
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take fredi. he's good at ruining young arms. that's what you guys like.
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I want to find Boston Red Sox 2011 Playoff shirts. I know they exist. Where the fuck are they?
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Please take Carl Crawford and John Lackey as well and give them the Old Yeller treatment.
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From Blintzes to Crepes wrote:I want to find Boston Red Sox 2011 Playoff shirts. I know they exist. Where the fuck are they?

I'll keep eyes peeled at the superflea for ya.... them type of goods tend to wind up in such places
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From Blintzes to Crepes wrote:I want to find Boston Red Sox 2011 Playoff shirts. I know they exist. Where the fuck are they?
on a boat to africa with vancouver canucks stanley cup shirts
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From Blintzes to Crepes wrote:I want to find Boston Red Sox 2011 Playoff shirts. I know they exist. Where the fuck are they?
Coming soon to an African country near you. http://www.csmonitor.com/2007/1024/p01s07-ussc.html
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Too slow again, fuck
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it must be nice to have a team to watch where your solution to not making the playoffs by one game is wanting to fire the entire office and trade the entire team
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I am drinking and watching wild card wenesday in my underwear



btw, Brian Kenney on mlb netwk now :awesome:
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Well I've been wanting John Lackey to get traded (or die) since the middle of last season. And Crawford has sucked shit all year.
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coming soon: john lackey

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holy shit did you see Plesac and Reynolds' reaction?? Plesac standing up in shock and yelling TWICE: "You've got to be FUCKING KIDDING ME:\" hahahah

oh yeah and I watched it IN MY UNDERWEAR
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so did Pisscubes but he is in a alcohol fueled coma
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i just left it on espn. brian kenny rules though.
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I wish I'd seen that. I was too busy actually watching Boston lose, then flipping the channel in time to see the Rays win. Hooray double play on DirecTV DVR. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAnd they just showed it. hahaha I love Dan Plesac. MLB Network has quickly become my favorite channel. ESPN is slowly going the way of the buffalo....
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Sorry I missed the REEE fun of all this, but I was out getting wasted watching both of these games.

So glad Papelbon's last pitch with the Sox might be that.

Crawford's throw from shallow outfield was such a fucking girlie toss, like he didn't give a shit. I'm so glad he's being paid for about 5% of every pink hat they sell.

I really think Yankees fans underestimate Detroit, and that is so fucking amazing. Yeah, your 3-5 hitters all have 100+ RBIs...try doing that shit off someone who isn't Baltimore or Toronto's 4th starter...

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Degree Absolute wrote:
From Blintzes to Crepes wrote:I want to find Boston Red Sox 2011 Playoff shirts. I know they exist. Where the fuck are they?
Coming soon to an African country near you. http://www.csmonitor.com/2007/1024/p01s07-ussc.html

Holy shit, I have to find one of these!

I didn't get to watch the games but sounds awesome.
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You know, when they zoomed in on that poseur boston fan/faggot (at some point in the 8th ro 9th) who promptly squealed "GO RED SOX!! GO YANKEES", I knew they were going in the tank. Yeah all Sux fans wanted the Rays to lose, but only some faggot poseur squeals go yankees. Fucking dipshit.
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