Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!

[Gunther]

has there ever been anything like this? every fucking game mattered and ended awesomely.

[From Blintzes to Crepes]

OH MY GOD EVAN LONGORIA CAN FUCK ALL MY BITCHES

[From Blintzes to Crepes]

THIS IS THE GREATEST LAST DAY OF THE BASEBALL SEASON EVER

[Natas]

HOLY FUCK LONGORIA!


DRINKS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gunther]

THIS IS THE GREATEST LAST DAY OF THE BASEBALL SEASON EVER

i don't see how this can be argued. holy fucking shit. my only rays jersey was a carl crawford one i gave to goodwill or i'd wear it tomorrow.

[From Blintzes to Crepes]

Better put those motherfucking resumes on Monster, Terry Francona and Fredi Gonzalez.

[The Schwartz]

Cubs will gladly take Francona and Epstein now

[Gunther]

take fredi. he's good at ruining young arms. that's what you guys like.

[From Blintzes to Crepes]

I want to find Boston Red Sox 2011 Playoff shirts. I know they exist. Where the fuck are they?

[Degree Absolute]

Please take Carl Crawford and John Lackey as well and give them the Old Yeller treatment.

[Zerohero]

I want to find Boston Red Sox 2011 Playoff shirts. I know they exist. Where the fuck are they?

I'll keep eyes peeled at the superflea for ya.... them type of goods tend to wind up in such places

[Gunther]

I want to find Boston Red Sox 2011 Playoff shirts. I know they exist. Where the fuck are they?

on a boat to africa with vancouver canucks stanley cup shirts

[Degree Absolute]

I want to find Boston Red Sox 2011 Playoff shirts. I know they exist. Where the fuck are they?

Coming soon to an African country near you. http://www.csmonitor.com/2007/1024/p01s07-ussc.html

[Degree Absolute]

Too slow again, fuck

[The Schwartz]

it must be nice to have a team to watch where your solution to not making the playoffs by one game is wanting to fire the entire office and trade the entire team

[Natas]

I am drinking and watching wild card wenesday in my underwear



btw, Brian Kenney on mlb netwk now

[Degree Absolute]

Well I've been wanting John Lackey to get traded (or die) since the middle of last season. And Crawford has sucked shit all year.

[Gunther]

coming soon: john lackey

[Natas]

holy shit did you see Plesac and Reynolds' reaction?? Plesac standing up in shock and yelling TWICE: "You've got to be FUCKING KIDDING ME:\" hahahah

oh yeah and I watched it IN MY UNDERWEAR

[The Schwartz]

so did Pisscubes but he is in a alcohol fueled coma

[Gunther]

i just left it on espn. brian kenny rules though.

[From Blintzes to Crepes]

I wish I'd seen that. I was too busy actually watching Boston lose, then flipping the channel in time to see the Rays win. Hooray double play on DirecTV DVR. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAnd they just showed it. hahaha I love Dan Plesac. MLB Network has quickly become my favorite channel. ESPN is slowly going the way of the buffalo....

[Zap Rowsdower]

Sorry I missed the REEE fun of all this, but I was out getting wasted watching both of these games.

So glad Papelbon's last pitch with the Sox might be that.

Crawford's throw from shallow outfield was such a fucking girlie toss, like he didn't give a shit. I'm so glad he's being paid for about 5% of every pink hat they sell.

I really think Yankees fans underestimate Detroit, and that is so fucking amazing. Yeah, your 3-5 hitters all have 100+ RBIs...try doing that shit off someone who isn't Baltimore or Toronto's 4th starter...

SHIT WILL GET REAL.

[EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO]

I want to find Boston Red Sox 2011 Playoff shirts. I know they exist. Where the fuck are they?

Coming soon to an African country near you. http://www.csmonitor.com/2007/1024/p01s07-ussc.html

Holy shit, I have to find one of these!

I didn't get to watch the games but sounds awesome.

[Zerohero]

You know, when they zoomed in on that poseur boston fan/faggot (at some point in the 8th ro 9th) who promptly squealed "GO RED SOX!! GO YANKEES", I knew they were going in the tank. Yeah all Sux fans wanted the Rays to lose, but only some faggot poseur squeals go yankees. Fucking dipshit.