The Erik13 weight loss thread.
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I want you to be a human, instead of a container for beer. Are you ready to cut back more starting today? Give it two weeks, cut your beer intake by half.
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Erik wants to die. Same reason he doesn't wear a bike helmet. Because he wants to die. Nobody's this misguided. You want. To die.
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I just started smoking again full time, too.
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This thread actually got me to cut back on my drinking. I've gone from 6-8 beers a night down to 3.
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50 pages we've been trying to explain to TubbyDimwit13 that alcohol is the source of his health problems. If you haven't read the thread you can't possibly understand just how focused and intense his denial and rationalizing has become.Kurt Russell's Beard wrote:I want you to be a human, instead of a container for beer. Are you ready to cut back more starting today? Give it two weeks, cut your beer intake by half.
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Damnit, I really want a beer......
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Me too...Introvert wrote:Damnit, I really want a beer......
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I've read the thread. I agree with all of you. I've been trying to inspire him, to remain positive. I'm working out too. I thought we could motivate each other.riley-o wrote:50 pages we've been trying to explain to TubbyDimwit13 that alcohol is the source of his health problems. If you haven't read the thread you can't possibly understand just how focused and intense his denial and rationalizing has become.Kurt Russell's Beard wrote:I want you to be a human, instead of a container for beer. Are you ready to cut back more starting today? Give it two weeks, cut your beer intake by half.
But obviously he doesn't give a shit. At all. And him pretending to make an effort feels like disrespect, to me, to my time and empathy.
Fuck you, Erik. You're a pathetic piece of shit.
When your death thread finally graces the front page, I'll be in there mocking you.
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Deathwish13.
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It's been 40 days since my last one, how long has it been for you??Mari_Mar wrote:Me too...Introvert wrote:Damnit, I really want a beer......
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ahahah, this isn't even hyperbole! does any superthread top this one for greatest mismatch between title and content?riley-o wrote:50 pages
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I fully quit drinking for 5 months, 3 weeks. drank twice in the last 2 weeks, but back on the wagon. Staying sober isn't that hard, but once I got a taste of the sweet sauce nostalgia kicked in.
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Erik start a new thread where you review every beer you drink on Youtube. Every single beer...
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did I ever say in this thread or anywhere else that I want to stop drinking?Kurt Russell's Beard wrote: I've read the thread. I agree with all of you. I've been trying to inspire him, to remain positive. I'm working out too. I thought we could motivate each other.
But obviously he doesn't give a shit. At all. And him pretending to make an effort feels like disrespect, to me, to my time and empathy.
Fuck you, Erik. You're a pathetic piece of shit.
When your death thread finally graces the front page, I'll be in there mocking you.
all I said is I want to start exercising and eating better and maybe lose a few pounds in the process. everyone else turned it into the erik stop drinking thread. i do appreciate your tips and motivation
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Erik, smoking while riding a bicycle is really cool. Plz do it and videotape it on Youtube. You could do it between fast food and beer reviews.
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so... to summarize this thread (R=reeelapse as a whole):
E13: "i need to lose weight because i'm really unhealthy."
R: "what do you do that's unhealthy?"
E13: "drink 90 ounces of beer a night."
R: "you really need to cut back on drinking to get healthier."
E13: "hey i never said i wanted to cut back on my drinking."
E13: "i need to lose weight because i'm really unhealthy."
R: "what do you do that's unhealthy?"
E13: "drink 90 ounces of beer a night."
R: "you really need to cut back on drinking to get healthier."
E13: "hey i never said i wanted to cut back on my drinking."
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He's obviously been baiting us for 50 pages. No one can be this clueless.
Good job, Eric. Dickhead.
Good job, Eric. Dickhead.
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i never said i was unhealthy...just a little porkySpooky Apparition wrote:so... to summarize this thread (R=reeelapse as a whole):
E13: "i need to lose weight because i'm really unhealthy."
R: "what do you do that's unhealthy?"
E13: "drink 90 ounces of beer a night."
R: "you really need to cut back on drinking to get healthier."
E13: "hey i never said i wanted to cut back on my drinking."
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He didn't even start the thread.hipster holocaust wrote:He's obviously been baiting us for 50 pages. No one can be this clueless.
Good job, Eric. Dickhead.
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Deathwish13 just wants to look good at his funeral, guys.
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THIS WAS THE ORIGINAL POST THAT STARTED ALL THISErik13 wrote:did I ever say in this thread or anywhere else that I want to stop drinking?
all I said is I want to start exercising and eating better and maybe lose a few pounds in the process. everyone else turned it into the erik stop drinking thread.
THE BEST TIP ANYONE HAS FOR YOU TO LOSE THOSE 15-20 POUNDS IS TO QUIT DRINKING 90oz OF BEER EVERY NIGHTErik13 wrote:I really want to lose 15-20 pounds. Can anyone give me some tips on this?
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riley, erik already clarified that this was never about cutting back on drinking. cut him some slack man
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I'd love to see that video. Erik, riding a bike, too busy to hold the handlebars, because in one had he has a Keystone Light, while the other a Baconator. All the while a cigarette is dangling from his lips, with a look of pure business on his face.The Torsion wrote:Erik, smoking while riding a bicycle is really cool. Plz do it and videotape it on Youtube. You could do it between fast food and beer reviews.
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The "Mayo Clinic Family Health Book" recommends aiming for no more than one-half to two pounds of weight loss per week. Likewise, necessary weight gains should be slow and steady, and focused on proper nutrition and exercise.riley-o wrote:So less than a pound in two weeks ?
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"Oh no, a tomato."ThePhillyExperiment wrote:I'd love to see that video. Erik, riding a bike, too busy to hold the handlebars, because in one had he has a Keystone Light, while the other a Baconator. All the while a cigarette is dangling from his lips, with a look of pure business on his face.The Torsion wrote:Erik, smoking while riding a bicycle is really cool. Plz do it and videotape it on Youtube. You could do it between fast food and beer reviews.
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