this reminds me... last week i was partnered up with this buttnugget during a nightshift. i went in to a place to piss, and upon my return he had 5 finger colon massage blasting out full volume from his phone speaker. he's sitting there nodding his head, grunting like a pig trying to take a shit.Cascade Whore wrote:a world of no wrote:i guess? i told same guy that they were never brutal, which prompted the response, "man... give me a break. i'm new to death metal."\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:2009?a world of no wrote:"five finger death punch made some pretty brutal music early in their career"Pastor of Muppets wrote:"evanescence is my favorite band"
bwahahaha, you should have said something like "yeah, check out the singer's old band motograter, they're true brutal deathmetal"
dumb thing I heard lately: "I've got 530 Gb of music, so if I haven't heard it already I know I wouldn't like it."
me: "what the fuck?"
him: "hey! you like this band, right? *horns up and meekly headbangs*"
me: "no... we've had this discussion more times than i can count. that shit will make you impotent."
him: "i thought you liked metal."
me: "again, we've had this talk. that's not metal. that's shallow, horrible pop music for retards frustrated over how they boring they are to people capable of rubbing two braincells together. you're better off listening to that shitty country music you like instead."
him: "....but... i thought you like metal?"
me: "you ever ponder over your cosmic insignificance?"
him: "i've never heard of that band. is that metal?"