Glass of Water Next to the Bed
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WTF is laying up on the cinder block?
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Re: Glass of Water Next to the Bed
do you think you'll ever keep a chamber pot next to your bed?
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Portland 2012 yes
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my lady got me solaris criterion to make up for being a cunt during raiders of the lost arkhipster holocaust wrote:WTF is laying up on the cinder block?
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keeperfallbacktostone wrote:my lady got me solaris criterion to make up for being a kitty kitty meow meow during raiders of the lost arkhipster holocaust wrote:WTF is laying up on the cinder block?
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bottle of water.... because i would totally spill a glass all over my phone/alarm clock/laptop.
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this seems like a great idea. will investigate and report back...
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Re: Glass of Water Next to the Bed
torsion health tip number one (1)
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Wormholegenerator wrote:torsion mental health tip number one (1)
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I try to do this. I have frequent dreams where I just endlessly drink water and can't be satiated.
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I have to do this because my fucker cats like to knock over glasses of water, and that usually either ends up on my laptop or on my bed.the motherfucking d-i-e wrote:bottle of water.... because i would totally spill a glass all over my phone/alarm clock/laptop.
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Water spiders...
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always. i put a ton of ice in it so that if I wake up it's still cold.
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It's not a pork chop... It's a glass of water.the motherfucking d-i-e wrote:bottle of water.... because i would totally spill a glass all over my phone/alarm clock/laptop.
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That old water glass has been a faithful nighttime companion for as long as I remember. Even if I don't touch it overnight, it's a comfort knowing it's there.
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Re: Glass of Water Next to the Bed
Every single night of my life since I was three years old. You are not alone.
I have two other sleep habits...
1) Fan. Even in the dead of winter. The sound and nice bit of breeze is good for the soul.
2) Old time radio stream, a more recently developed habit. I put it on my iPhone or laptop. I fall asleep to mysteries like The Whistler, Dragnet and Sherlock Holmes and wake up to comedies like Abbott and Costello, Burns and Allen etc.
I can survive without these two if I'm sleeping somewhere other than my own home, but bedtime without water can fuck off.
I have two other sleep habits...
1) Fan. Even in the dead of winter. The sound and nice bit of breeze is good for the soul.
2) Old time radio stream, a more recently developed habit. I put it on my iPhone or laptop. I fall asleep to mysteries like The Whistler, Dragnet and Sherlock Holmes and wake up to comedies like Abbott and Costello, Burns and Allen etc.
I can survive without these two if I'm sleeping somewhere other than my own home, but bedtime without water can fuck off.
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is it just me or is this thread just a little bit disturbing now..?
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I know. Water is so fucking weird...
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Every night for the past month or so, I wake up after about 4 hours absolutely dying of thirst. Pound water and go back to bed. Must have.
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I just fucking go to bed
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fuck bed.
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I used to keep it on the headboard until I spilled it. Now it's on a bookcase out of reach. I usually grab a swig before bed and when I get up in the middle of the night to take a piss. I could probably avoid the middle of the night piss if I didn't drink the water but who wants to do that?