Blair wrote:Oh fuck, entitled consumers
A few choice instances come to mind...
There was a guy looking to buy some cheap paper folders, for about 0.39 each. Said folders where not available in just black. I showed the guy a package of folders in an adjacent isle about 10 feet away where a pack of 10 black folders could be purchased for outrageously high price of $3.49....customer proceeded to flip out because you couldn't buy just 1 black folder and was throwing his hands up over his head because I made him walk "ALL THE WAY OVER HERE!!!!!"
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There was only one pack left of these over sized 11X17 envelopes and a customer calls me over with a disgusted look on his face
Customer: "I want to buy these envelopes but, (makes disgusted noise with his throat) I don't know about his box"
I informed customer this was in fact the only package in the store as we had done a restocking earlier in the day.
Customer "well how do I know they are all there!!??"
Me "well we just have to count them"
he looks at me like I asked him if I could take a shit in his mother's pussy and throws them on the ground saying "for-GET it!!" and storms away....keep in mind this is a process of counting all the way to the number 25
He then showed up about 10 minutes later when I was working on something else and made some comment about having bad customer service I asked him again if I he wanted me to count them and he said "I already said forget it!!!"
When ever people complained about opening packages of shit I wanted to say it's because of the other worthless pieces of human shit like themselves who need to taste touch smell and finger fuck everything before they buy it.
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some guy in his 80's who got pissed because we wouldn't give him cash back for returning a pack of envelopes (again with the envelopes) and we would only give him a gift card with no receipt....he pounded the package on the counter like a gavel yelling loudly to shove it up my ass.......later the manager told me he might have made an exception if the guy hadn't have been such an asshole