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Yes, totally jealous of having a job where your market value peaks at 18-22, gradually declines until early 30's then nosedives and it isn't the NFL or NBA.
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Do you guys think we would have had the same reaction to this thread if everything was the same except Lola actually was in the NBA ?
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I just can't wait for Necrometer's next bout of amazing obtuseness.
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The Torsion wrote:I just can't wait for Necrometer's next bout of amazing obtuseness.
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The Torsion wrote:Yes, totally jealous of having a job where your market value peaks at 18-22, gradually declines until early 30's then nosedives and it isn't the NFL or NBA.
I dunno, there is a pretty large market for MILF-aged women in online porn... I actively avoid those sites, mind you, but there are a LOT of them.
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This thread has made me reexamine every end to a relationship I took bad to think if I overreacted.

If I did, at least I had the sess with them.
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Who uses other people's computers nowadays? Get a damn smartphone
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The Torsion wrote:Yes, totally jealous of having a job where your market value peaks at 18-22, gradually declines until early 30's then nosedives and it isn't the NFL or NBA.
I dunno, there is a pretty large market for MILF-aged women in online porn... I actively avoid those sites, mind you, but there are a LOT of them.
Yes I'm sure that IRL all things being equal, tons and tons of dudes would rather pay to have sex with a woman approaching 40 than with a woman approaching 20.
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I would rather have sex with a woman approaching 40 than one that is approaching 20.

But I'm not talking about paying for anything, so I guess my opinion is shit.

I wonder if people paying for women degrading them, and treating them like shit even care of the age though. :?:
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DR. THRAXX wrote:I would rather have sex with a woman approaching 40 than one that is approaching 20.

thye really know a thing or two about how to rock a cock...it's fantastic...
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Well I must have gotten this all wrong.
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I'd have sex with a sexy 40 year old over a sexy 20 year old any day, although I am almost positive that we are all in the extreme minority fellas. Strip joints?
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I just realized I'm almost 30 and haven't had sex with a girl older than 24. I'm probably missing out on something here by the sounds of it.
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Jesus...get on that. I've never slept with anyone under 43.
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Gay for Cock wrote:Jesus...get on that. I've never slept with anyone under 43.
I was disappointed with a saggy balls encounter during my over 40 experience.
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It doesn't go for dudes unless you're gay Jen. Then your standards are so out of wack that guys who look like old pregnant carpets become appealing.
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Are balls not supposed to hang low?
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Well, my fear (sorry old dudes) was that he would get worn out fast, which was not the case and he was actually great in bed and not ugly.
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The Torsion wrote:Are balls balls balls not supposed to hang low?
It was like trying to separate egg whites.
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I don't see saggy balls being a problem in the 40's. I think that's something that hits more around the 60's. But my husbear doesn't have that problem and he's 61 now.


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jen said destroy wrote:Well, my fear (sorry old dudes) was that he would get worn out fast, which was not the case and he was actually great in bed and not ugly.
So what were you disappointed by ??
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jen said destroy wrote:Well, my fear (sorry old dudes) was that he would get worn out fast, which was not the case and he was actually great in bed and not ugly.
And you were disappointed?
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jen said destroy wrote:
It was like trying to separate egg whites.
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