Fuck You-- Pizza

[copstache]

hahahah

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I single-handedly gentrified entire swaths of Oakland with a margherita pizza this week.

[Necrometer]

my girlfriend lives across the street from a fine taqueria, and I've been appreciating this for months

but tonight... only tonight do I learn that she lives less than a block from MR. PIZZA MAN

Pizza... er... Mr. Man has a pizza-by-the-slice technique I've never seen before. Typically the low rung is the use of heat lamps, with classier places throwing the slice in the oven for a few minutes. At this place, a pre-baked cheeseless slice (dough & sauce) is adorned with fresh/raw mozz and whichever toppings you choose, then it's into the oven. It works GREAT. The sauce dries out a bit but I've never been a junkie for sloppy sauce.

complete retards on Yelp, as usual...
http://www.yelp.com/biz/mr-pizza-man-san-francisco-2

[Necrometer]

I single-handedly gentrified entire swaths of Oakland with a margherita pizza this week.

citation needed

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I single-handedly gentrified entire swaths of Oakland with a margherita pizza this week.

citation needed

http://bootandshoeservice.com/

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If you feel like waiting in (a bourgeois) line for an hour.

[Zap Rowsdower]

I still want to try out the hipster pizza place in my neighborhood. Looks awesome.

http://pauliegee.com/dinner_menu.php *

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* They have a 'vegan version' menu

[fallbacktostone]

aren't wild nettles just pine needles?

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Nah, wild nettles are wild nettles. The things that sting you when your leg brushes against them while hiking in the Sierras.

[fallbacktostone]

one slice with pine cones, water chestnuts and limburger please

[Gay for Cock]

When I call up and they ask me what kind of pizza I want I always ask for "The Thoreau". A light dusting of dirt and crumbled dried leaves on a plain cheese pizza. Rugged. Manly. Pizza the way God intended it to be.

[Black Jacques]

When I call up and they ask me what kind of pizza I want I always ask for "The ". A light dusting of dirt and crumbled dried leaves on a plain cheese pizza. Rugged. Manly. Pizza the way God intended it to be.

[the awesome Assassin]

Funky Pickle on Jasper Ave., in Edmonton... Never had better pizza.

[the awesome Assassin]

403

WestJet
Hamilton (YHM)

06:35 PM
Edmonton-International (YEG)

08:37 PM
0 4 hours
2 minutes $ 556.00 CAD

Booked...

[Black Jacques]

That's a lot of money to move from one shithole to another.

[the awesome Assassin]

That's a lot of money to move from one shithole to another.

I'm just going for a slice...

[Necrometer]

potato, pancetta, fontina & rosemary................. 18
wild nettles & pecorino.............................. 17

Ummm...no. Fired.

you wouldn't last two weeks in the bay area...

[Zap Rowsdower]

I ate a slice of sicilian and a regular ol' pepperoni about 3 hours ago and I still feel destroyed; smelling like pizza.

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[fallbacktostone]

that white stuff better be cheese

[\m/Johnny\m/]

Nobody is homosexual enough to defile a pizza with tzatziki... not even the greeks.

[hipster holocaust]

[fallbacktostone]

Its totally tzatziki and it totally ruled

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[hipster holocaust]

Thread teetering dangerously close to having shit start within its confines...

[Geeheeb]

fuck these guys eham. I make a foul/fool/fava bean pizza all the time and its the shit. fuck em. fuck em to hell.

[riley-o]

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