Maybe she can make a video where she calls this thread a dirty little boy or something.jen said destroy wrote:I'm sure Lola can dominate this thread again.
I'm a slut
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Haha,
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The Torsion wrote:Maybe she can make a video where she calls this thread a dirty little boy or something.jen said destroy wrote:I'm sure Lola can dominate this thread again.
turn these off meatman.
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"Oh, I'm going to go over to my cousins thread and post there a bit."
I bet you will, you whore slut.
I bet you will, you whore slut.
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Because whore sluts are worse than regular slutsGay for Cock wrote:"Oh, I'm going to go over to my cousins thread and post there a bit."
I bet you will, you whore slut.
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I don't think most chicks do anything with the ballz. They just let them hang. I've had to prompt them with visual, verbal, and spacial cues to get in on that action. Although, I don't know if there are any "sexy" ballz. They will always be creepy wrinkle satchels that move of their own accord and temperature concerns.
Questions for Lola:
1. Did you know in the first 5 minutes that you didn't want to fuck him?
2. Did the kiss last longer than 5 seconds?
3. Are you embarrassed that the dom was reverse-dommed by stalker insanity?
Questions for Lola:
1. Did you know in the first 5 minutes that you didn't want to fuck him?
2. Did the kiss last longer than 5 seconds?
3. Are you embarrassed that the dom was reverse-dommed by stalker insanity?
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I dunno...In my day I had quite a few fondle and nosh them as much as Mr. Shafty.Kurt Russell's Beard wrote:I don't think most chicks do anything with the ballz.
And those ladies were called the keepers, my friend.
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waitaminute, Gunther's a cop?
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Hey, is Gunther a cop or not? I've got a lot of posts to edit if he is.
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waitaminute, Gunther's been posting here for six years?electronicham wrote:It's really a joke from like six years ago, but just play along.Broken Into Pieces wrote:waitaminute, Gunther's a cop?
I thought he was like 15
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I've had very few girls not go for the balls after a few introductory fucks. Many waste no time at all. None needed any coaxing. My balls are pretty nice though.
turn these off meatman.
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Gunther's been posting here for almost ten years
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
He's fifteen next week
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My friend worked a few years in Hollywood as a grip and technician. There is a story about the set of one of Sylvester Stallone's movies, where he was getting it on with one of the cast members in his trailer during a break. His lapel mic was still on. Everyone heard him moaning while getting a jobber. Then he said, "C'mon, c'mon, you gotta cradle the ballz, cradle the ballz."hipster holocaust wrote:I dunno...In my day I had quite a few fondle and nosh them as much as Mr. Shafty.Kurt Russell's Beard wrote:I don't think most chicks do anything with the ballz.
And those ladies were called the keepers, my friend.
To me, a woman cradling my ballz doesn't even feel sexual. It feels...encompassing and protective, warm and safe. It's just a nice feeling. But mix it with crazy penile action and it's like a multiplication sign on the fuck sensation.
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Gunther was so adorable back in the day
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I AM WELL AWARE THAT GUNTHER HAS BEEN POSTING HERE MUCH LONGER THAN ME
THIS WILL NOT STOP ME FROM PERCEIVING HIM AS A CHILD
a child who is also apparently some sort of maverick OFFICER OF THE LAW
...I'm sure there's a movie to be made out of that somewhere... maybe a buddy-cop sequel to Kindergarten Cop, where Arnie has to take a pre-teen kid as his partner...
can we not have Gunther playing himself though please, I don't want to look at him
THIS WILL NOT STOP ME FROM PERCEIVING HIM AS A CHILD
a child who is also apparently some sort of maverick OFFICER OF THE LAW
...I'm sure there's a movie to be made out of that somewhere... maybe a buddy-cop sequel to Kindergarten Cop, where Arnie has to take a pre-teen kid as his partner...
can we not have Gunther playing himself though please, I don't want to look at him
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Gunther Howser, P.D.
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Hahahaha. I heard the same story told to one of my friends that worked at a hotel that Joel Shumacher was staying at. In JS's version (through my friend) it was a prostitute and the mic picked up him repeating the phrase "cradle the balls, lick the shaft, say my name..." Rocky's dick is still in her mouth, thus faintly hearing "BUHL-BEH-STER" repeated in the background of his glorious commands over the loudspeaker.Kurt Russell's Beard wrote:My friend worked a few years in Hollywood as a grip and technician. There is a story about the set of one of Sylvester Stallone's movies, where he was getting it on with one of the cast members in his trailer during a break. His lapel mic was still on. Everyone heard him moaning while getting a jobber. Then he said, "C'mon, c'mon, you gotta cradle the ballz, cradle the ballz."hipster holocaust wrote:I dunno...In my day I had quite a few fondle and nosh them as much as Mr. Shafty.Kurt Russell's Beard wrote:I don't think most chicks do anything with the ballz.
And those ladies were called the keepers, my friend.
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i starred in cop and a half with burt reynolds fyiBroken Into Pieces wrote: a child who is also apparently some sort of maverick OFFICER OF THE LAW
...I'm sure there's a movie to be made out of that somewhere... maybe a buddy-cop sequel to Kindergarten Cop, where Arnie has to take a pre-teen kid as his partner...
i'm also black
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Answers for KRB:Kurt Russell's Beard wrote:I don't think most chicks do anything with the ballz. They just let them hang. I've had to prompt them with visual, verbal, and spacial cues to get in on that action. Although, I don't know if there are any "sexy" ballz. They will always be creepy wrinkle satchels that move of their own accord and temperature concerns.
Questions for Lola:
1. Did you know in the first 5 minutes that you didn't want to fuck him?
2. Did the kiss last longer than 5 seconds?
3. Are you embarrassed that the dom was reverse-dommed by stalker insanity?
1. During the initial messaging and phone calls I was pretty sure there was no chemistry, but decided to meet to be sure. But, yes.
2. No kisses were more than pecks. So, not even a full second.
3. His behavior is more s.a.m. (stupid ass masochist) than Dom. He embarrassed himself. No one needed to know that he was hurt or humiliated, but he decided to broadcast it.
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I demand Gunter arrest everyone in this thread.
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Take one for the team, Zap.
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Awwww, now I feel sad that I didn't keep this thread....engorged.
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Don't forget your original inquiry...
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