Fuck You-- Pizza

[hipster holocaust]

So this means I can start referring to all my hummus and falafel platters as "pizza" now as long as they're on any round piece of bread?

[fallbacktostone]

hey man sorry. i wasnt trying to start anything. i just call them like i see them. i don't come to this thread for fucking culinary deconstruction here..

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

[hipster holocaust]

OH GET MORE OFFENDED

SHIT HAS HIT THE FAN, I CROWN YOU AN OFFICIAL PIZZA NIGGER.

[hipster holocaust]

[Necrometer]

pizza thread makes me want a gyro

nature's hugging your mom and getting a boner


still, really want that gyro

[fallbacktostone]

[krudmonk]

Pizza is such a base food, you can dip it in whatever the fuckyou want. It's not like pouring ranch in your curry. Italians don't even have a real culture.

[ghost boner]

fuck italians

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Just had a Whole Foods pizza. You could do a lot worse.

[Toilet Fleet]

UPDATE: found actual good pizza in Astoria

The trick is that they use a wood-burning brick oven first and THEN they put it in a regular pizza oven to crisp up the edges

Plus they don't use utter horseshit ingredients for babies

[fallbacktostone]

Just had a Whole Foods pizza. You could do a lot worse.

not by much

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Some would argue that a lot is more than not much, but I still think we're more or less on the same page here and will continue to get Whole Foods pizzas when I don't feel like walking more than 3 minutes.

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A slice of Vern.

[the awesome Assassin]

We went to http://www.twicethedealpizza.com/ , just opened up and thought, probably gonna be garbage but I made a crap load last week so lets try it... Not fucking bad, actually better than , "Not fucking bad," it was good... Two pies, wings, garlic bread

[Necrometer]

I had some good pizza over the weekend: sun-dried tomatoes, sausage, green onion

I await Umesh's verdict

[Teebore]

Nice one U.

[hipster holocaust]

UPDATE: found actual good pizza in Astoria

You had some greasy ass Greek motherfucker make you a "pizza?" I thought you knew better Andrew. I know this shit might be acceptable on the west coast but you're still in NY bud.

[Necrometer]

cauliflower, potato, pistachios, cilantro, olive oil, mozz

even with these retarded ingredients, it was better than like 90% of pizza

I ordered 2 slices and they gave us 3.5

[Spooky Apparition]

you don't need to specify mozzarella cheese, ross.

that's like saying, "this is a metal album with distorted guitars."

cheese on a pie is only noteworthy when it's NOT mozzarella

total newb move

[Necrometer]

I think you're probably right

[Spooky Apparition]

that's an intriguing combo though. not trying to hate

[hipster holocaust]

[Raw Ting]

odd combo of toppings, especially the cauli + potatoe. Definitely worth exploring

[Toilet Fleet]

UPDATE: found actual good pizza in Astoria

You had some greasy ass Greek motherfucker make you a "pizza?" I thought you knew better Andrew. I know this shit might be acceptable on the west coast but you're still in NY bud.

sacsplace.com

No greeks allowed

[Necrometer]

total newb move

Remember that he lives in California. You can't take anything for granted over there when it comes to pizza.

I think this is it; back in OH I would never have noted base cheese identity