Fuck You-- Pizza

[Geeheeb]

my brother was here last week and was borrowing my car, so I couldn't go to the store because it was pouring rain all week. i had some toast, catsup, and vegan cheddar so i thought i would make a pizza. it wasn't the best but it was surprisingly edible!

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[\m/Johnny\m/]

[fallbacktostone]

i'm down

[hipster holocaust]

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[Introvert]

There's some regulars at the neighborhood tavern who live close by that just built one of those in their backyard. They brought in a couple of their first pies last night and they turned out pretty darn good. They're gonna let me experiment with some ideas. Should be fun.

Now this has potential. YES.

So our first attempt happened weekend before last. I apologize for the lack of pictures but I had a few too many Sleigh'rs and I suck at pictures in the first place.....

We did an Oktoberfest theme. I brought over some of my homemade Germans and Brats and we did a quick beer boil in a cast iron skillet. We mixed in some Muenster with the obligatory mozz. And those of us who were a bit adventurous sprinkled a little sauerkraut over the top after it came out of the oven. Looks ugly but tasted amazing. We will be working on perfecting some other creations soon.

[GoreyGibbler]

Holy fuck.

[Dr Yail Bloor]

That does not look ugly at all.

[Necrometer]

want

[fallbacktostone]

i actually gasped! it's so rustic and ancient looking

[hipster holocaust]

Ugly my ass. That's the best looking Ptown pizza I've ever seen and I don't even eat pork, excellent job to you and yer buds.

[the awesome Assassin]

my mouth actually did water

same here dogg

[ghost boner]

god damn. i think ill get some pizza tonight! that shit looks too good. excellent work, ryan!

[fallbacktostone]

[EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO]

Just had pizza with capers on it. Fuck the world.

[hipster holocaust]

I had that once, I remember it being pretty solid. I was also pretty drunk.

[DR. THRAXX]

Brats and kraut on pizza, been doing that for years.


There is this pizza joint here that does a buffet of whatever pizza they can think of. The pizza isn't the best, but the brat and kraut is usually good. The roast turkey, stuffing, and gravy is the best one I think. I haven't gone there in years though.

The thing I hate is they always have some nasty ass desert pizzas covered in skittles and marshmallows or something that makes me want to puke.

Fuck that desert shit.


I FORGOT THAT THEY HAVE A FUCKING BLOODY MARY PIZZA WITH SHRIMP, PICKLES, PEPPERONI, AND CHEESE AND USE A BLOODY MARY TYPE MIX SAUCE FOR IT AND IT FUCKING RULES.

[ghost boner]

that sounds awesome! besides the candy pizza. sweet anything should never be on a god damn pizza. have some respect you heathens.

[hipster holocaust]

As part of Pizzaholics Anonymous I'm willing to admit that in high school every Wednesday me and the buds would go to the all you can eat buffet in Fishkill and house more than a few dessert slices.

False but no fucking regrets

[Necrometer]

brb inventing TRON device

[Zap Rowsdower]

It's not that different. It's kind of like Chicago influenced New York style piizza. There was a period in the early 90s where all the larger local pizza franchises came out with some specialty Detroit style pizza. It only lasted a year or so.

[Zap Rowsdower]

"It would be bad."

[ghost boner]

its 11am and i just ordered a fucking pizza with chorizo, sausage, spicy sausage, mild sausage, and smoked sausage. also wings. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[\m/Johnny\m/]

its 11am and i just ordered a fucking pizza with chorizo, sausage, spicy sausage, mild sausage, and smoked sausage. also wings. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope you had plenty of cheap beer last night... welcome to diarrhea country, my friend.

[ghost boner]

thanks cubes, i knew youd appreciate my decision to live today as a total dickhead!

and i did have a bunch of shitty beer. not cheap though. diarrhea averted!

[hipster holocaust]

its 11am and i just ordered a fucking pizza with chorizo, sausage, spicy sausage, mild sausage, and smoked sausage. also wings. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm imagining it in this voice and it's kind of awesome. SAH-SITCH.

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