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So my friend is gonna be on some reality show called Craft Wars and it's hosted by Tori Spelling.
I watched an episode. She is weird looking.

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Ted Nugent just said he'd beat us to death with his cane if we didn't have the opening act's gear cleared offstage in the 30 minute allotted time.

Ted Nugent has a cane.
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Eight Foot Manchild wrote:Ted Nugent just said he'd beat us to death with his cane if we didn't have the opening act's gear cleared offstage in the 30 minute allotted time.

Ted Nugent has a cane.

I thought Ted only played state fairs and USO shows these days?
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I don't care if he was joking or meant it from the bottom of his heart, that is fucking awesome.
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I tried to get a picture of Introvert rocking out up front while taking pictures of Nugent... rocking out.

At least, I'm pretty sure that guy I see at shows all the time taking pictures is Introvert.

I'm gonna go ahead and assume it's Introvert.
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I wonder if any of these stories are exaggerated.
Haha,
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Eight Foot Manchild wrote:I tried to get a picture of Introvert rocking out up front while taking pictures of Nugent... rocking out.

At least, I'm pretty sure that guy I see at shows all the time taking pictures is Introvert.

I'm gonna go ahead and assume it's Introvert.
I can't stand Ted Nugent......
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The Torsion wrote:I wonder if any of these stories are exaggerated.
How dare you, sir. How dare you.
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Caint see shit
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Working another god damn Obama thing in New Hampshire.
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Kenny G tonight.
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I bet Kenny G's vagina has the same perm.



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This is the first stage plot I've ever seen that has a picture of the artist on it.

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Kenny G: I need to cut my fingernails.

Producer: OK. I think we have some nail clippers in our first aid kit.

Kenny G: If you have scissors actually, that would be great.

Producer: Ummm... yes. We have scissors.

Kenny G: Groovy.


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that kenny g shit is too good

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Only about half of the ten black people in the audience are ushers who work here. That's much more than I expected.
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Was that the outline of a microphone at the :31 mark or are you just happy to see Kenny G?
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :pizza:
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Gay for Cock wrote:Was that the outline of a microphone at the :31 mark or are you just happy to see Kenny G?
holy shit...
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Gay for Cock wrote:Was that the outline of a microphone at the :31 mark or are you just happy to see Kenny G?
oh my fucking god :lol: :lol: :lol:
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