Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!

[Chad]

got Cespedes cheap late along with mccutchen in my fantasy horseshit. also picked Ethier in OF

my big iffy choice is Darvish. excited for that game tomorrow

meanwhile my Braves swept by Mets. luckily Duda is on my fantasy team

[Chad]

oh well

[EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO]

I know nobody really cares but these are people who are or were on my pitching staff:

Andrew Bailey, Doug Fister, Drew Storen, Alfredo Aceves, Mark Melancon, Chris Perez.

I suck at this.

[Zap Rowsdower]

I picked up Aceves before the season because I didn't have a single closer. I'm thinking of just giving up the SV category all together and just keep my two strong setup men for relief positions (Chapman and Salas)

[The Schwartz]

I didn't have a single closer and dropped Melancon literally minutes before I found out Bailey was going to have surgery. I threw a rage fit and picked up Brett Myers instead

now everything worked out better than expected. disaster averted and standing in first place

[Zerohero]

Go Sox

same result, different emoticon

for me

boston yankees + NY yankees = 0-6 =

[Zap Rowsdower]

And the Pirates making the Philadelphia Yankees 1 - 2 is

[Zerohero]

And the Pirates making the Philadelphia Yankees 1 - 2 is

oh yeah.. forgot the Philly Yanks.

Being a yankee hater is great, when you can expand your hate a little wider...

[Natas]

It's really hard for me not to get mad at that considering how bad the Phillies have been for so long... but they fuckin blow. Lineup is shit, Utley's best days are already behind him and howard needs to get back healthy at some point. And how the F was Doug fister the 2nd pitcher drafter on my fantasy team. Obviously I had it set at pre-draft defauls but fucking jesus.

[the awesome Assassin]

Blue Jays home opener tonight... After that spring training huge pressure to have a good season... With Leafs, Raptors and even the soccer team all shit...

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Plus, Brett Lawrie is Canadian. Haven't you heard? That's a couple wins right there.

[Zap Rowsdower]

Yu Darvish not off to the best of starts. I'm always suspect on hyped Japanese pitchers, especially the ones who come over via the posting system.

[IFryKids]

Yu Darvish not off to the best of starts. I'm always suspect on hyped Japanese pitchers, especially the ones who come over via the posting system.

Meh, his first inning was awful but he's recovered very well since. It's his first start, so whatever.

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I picked up Samardzija, but I might bench him for his start against the Marlins and then see how he does. [/fantasy]

Man, Tommy Milone has me really curious. He has never had anything but success, but all the scouts say he'll fail in the major leagues because he doesn't have any stuff. Fastball is mid-80s.

Last night 8 innings, 3 hits, 3 walks, 0 runs, 0 strikeouts. Wut.

[From Blintzes to Crepes]

I picked up Samardzija, but I might bench him for his start against the Marlins and then see how he does. [/fantasy]

Man, Tommy Milone has me really curious. He has never had anything but success, but all the scouts say he'll fail in the major leagues because he doesn't have any stuff. Fastball is mid-80s.

Last night 8 innings, 3 hits, 3 walks, 0 runs, 0 strikeouts. Wut.

Last pitcher to throw 8 scoreless with 0 K.... JUSTIN VERLANDER

[Zerohero]

[From Blintzes to Crepes]

HOW THE FUCK IS CHAVEZ RAVINE THE THIRD OLDEST STADIUM IN BASEBALL???

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That is weird, but it makes sense when you think about it.

[the awesome Assassin]

Fucking Romero!!! What are you doing?!?!

[EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO]

Verlander is carving the shit out of the Rays right now.

[Gunther]

verlander is far and away the best pitcher in baseball. i don't see how you can make an argument for anyone else.

well it looks like this was poorly timed to say

fucking hell.

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Weird, he didn't have a high pitch count or anything. Just fagged out in the ninth I guess.

[Gunther]

he was at like 81 or 82 pitches through 8. and 1 hit. this came out of nowhere.

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Man, that's brutal. He had a no-hitter going into the eighth.

[Gunther]

the fox sports detroit girl has such an awful accent. go back to wisconsin you annoying whore.