Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!

[Zap Rowsdower]

HE GONE!

[Chad]

Craig Kimbrel

[Zap Rowsdower]

[Zap Rowsdower]

With Braun presumably off the juice and Pujols in the AL, can anything stop Matt Kemp from winning the triple crown?

[Natas]

Jesus, I turned off the Yankee/LAA game in the middle of the third, watched Gosford Park start to finish, turned it back on and it's the top of the Fucking Ninth!!?

[Honky Kong 64]

McCourt out, 9-1, Kemp mashing, triple play....feels good man. Hope they can keep this rolling. I can't believe some of you guys just realized the history of Dodger Stadium.

[EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO]

It's not so much realizing the history of Dodger stadium as realizing that only two older stadiums have survived.

[The Schwartz]

so bets on a Red Sox 4th place finish and a pre or post all star game firing of Bobby V?

I just don't see it with their rotation and they seem to be lacking any leadership

[Zap Rowsdower]

It's hard to see how Bobby V. can have legitimacy as a manager when he's righteously subverted by a 5'4" bald guy.

[The Schwartz]

yea Jacoby and Youkilis are the only two players that I would actually want on a baseball team

well i guess Pedroia too he is so short I forgot

[Idget Child]

Jesus, I turned off the Yankee/LAA game in the middle of the third, watched Gosford Park start to finish, turned it back on and it's the top of the Fucking Ninth!!?

Newsflash: Yankees play long games.

[The Schwartz]

yea edit

[The Schwartz]

it really just seems like this Bobby V thing is already going to go down as one of the biggest busts in baseball

[Idget Child]

I think most people could see that from miles away. I don't know what's making the Red Sox make such poor decisions but I highly endorse it.

[Honky Kong 64]

It's not so much realizing the history of Dodger stadium as realizing that only two older stadiums have survived.

Odds on which one stays around the longest?

[The Schwartz]

"I don't think he's as physically or emotionally into the game as he has been in the past for some reason," Valentine told WHDH Sunday during an interview. Which triggered this response Monday from Youkilis: "I go out every day and play as hard as I can -- take every ground ball in the morning, take every at-bat like it's my last. I don't think my game has changed at all. ... That's just not how I go about the game of baseball." Dustin Pedroia has come to his friend and teammate's defense, telling the media Monday, "I really don't know what Bobby is trying to do but that's not the way we go about our stuff around here."

and now Bobby V has apologized what a fucking train wreck

[Zerohero]

Blah blah someone in boston says something

BIGGEST STORY IN HISTORY OF HUMANITY

[Zap Rowsdower]

Blah blah someone in boston says something

BIGGEST STORY IN HISTORY OF HUMANITY

NOT SO FAST FAGGOT! THIS JUST IN FROM THE BRONX! JETER SAYS HE DOES NOT LIKE A-ROD'S COLOGNE!

[Zerohero]

Blah blah someone in boston says something

BIGGEST STORY IN HISTORY OF HUMANITY

NOT SO FAST FAGGOT! THIS JUST IN FROM THE BRONX! JETER SAYS HE DOES NOT LIKE A-ROD'S COLOGNE!

front page JANITOR AT YANKEE STADIUM SNEEZES

page 17 below the bowling scores Kansas City Royals infielder executes manager with 27 stabwounds in honor of lord hitlers birthday

[EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO]

Yeah, it started on the Athletics Nation blog last year. Moscoso was Moose Costco, as well.

[DR. THRAXX]

I really hope Ryan Braun has a herpes flair-up again so he can start taking "medicine" for it again.

[IFryKids]

This game tonight has been very pleasing.

[The Schwartz]

the headline at the bottom of the mlb network today is awesome

Mark Melancon who is 0-2 with a 49.50 ERA this season has been optioned to Triple-A Pawtucket

[Zap Rowsdower]

As much as I hate the Sox, I almost want to feel bad for them this season for the aborted fetuses they throw out on the field.

Then I remember:

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

Schadenfreude.

However, I feel bad for Ellsbury. Awesome talent and plays the game right. Shitty injury.

[The Bill]

A team that is based in Boston... used the phrase "Cowboy Up" as a motto at one point... fuck them forever.