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Maybe we should just automatically post all of Jose Conseco's tweets in this thread.@JoseCanseco wrote:Titanic 100 years wOw. Global warming couldve saved titanic. Sad to say
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The Royals,
geez lineup not THAT bad...
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geez lineup not THAT bad...
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Carl Crawford is going to see the man NO baseball player wants to see. Dr. James Andrews..... That can't be good for the SAWXZ
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Part of me wonders if all these terrible signings was a long planned and calculated move on Epstein's part to ensure that Boston wouldn't win a World Series without him.
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So fucking infuriating... especially cuz I like all these guys a lot. Have watched every pitch this year, and been to 2 home games already... so fucking infuriating.Zerohero wrote:The Royals,SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW![]()
geez lineup not THAT bad...
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but Crawford was so fucking good for so long until last year
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He was good, but not $20 million a year good.
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I feel a bit of guilt, just a bit at my Red Sox hatred, since I've got 3 or four pals that are real-long time back in the day, jim rice yaz dwight evans bill buckner facepalmin' fans.Pisscubes wrote:Probably!Zap Rowsdower wrote:Part of me wonders if all these terrible signings was a long planned and calculated move on Epstein's part to ensure that Boston wouldn't win a World Series without him.
But I feel much more
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sorry if I sound like a goof at times on this matter Mr. Cubes.
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The Pirates out-hit their opponent 9 to 3 and still managed to lose. I truly admire that team's dedication to shittiness.
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Inge finally put out of his (and our) misery.
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Delmon Young hates juice.
Oh. For some reaosn I always thought he was the guy who got hit by a pitch, then kicked the catched in the head before charging the mound. I remember this but don't think it's as cool.In 2006, Young was suspended for 50 games without pay by the International League for throwing a bat that hit a replacement umpire in the chest.
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He kicked the catcher so quickly. It still makes me laugh. Take out the pitcher's defense before you attack him. Real foresight.
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you on board the Kirk Nieuwenhuis love train? I follow the NL east, especially Mets games cause you have a great tv crew, and I think the guy is awesome. he has stoic baseball fuck you face in every interview, as monotone as you like. really starting to like the Mets story this year. also, if I'm a Mets fan (I'm not) I almost want them to replace Pelfrey with Familia rather than Schwinden. this season was considered lost anyway, why not bring up the guy with better stuff?Magick Sam wrote:welp, pelf is done for the year. and I can't say that I didn't want to see him gone before the season started
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Just keeping the Family Hate alive.Zap Rowsdower wrote:http://espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/story/_ ... e-new-york
Delmon Young hates juice.
The only question that I thought was hard was do I like Kirk, or do I like Picard?
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yeah
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get the young man a Sweet Lord Hitler hoodie prontoCoconutBackwards1 wrote:Just keeping the Family Hate alive.Zap Rowsdower wrote:http://espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/story/_ ... e-new-york
Delmon Young hates juice.
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Delmon's too fly for that.
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can they void his contract? because that'd be pretty sweet. not because of the arrest but because i hate him.
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a national ISSUE, complete with OUTRAGE.
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I think Gunther is a faggot, too, dude.Chad wrote:I hate how modern America is turning into this stupid fucking gay self-protecting SOCIAL MEDIA bubble...one guy does some horseshit drunk on the street...it becomes a national ISSUE, complete with OUTRAGE.
don't make a mistake, cause the internet Jews are on top of it
what a dumb transition
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oy vey!
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http://www.milb.com/milb/stats/stats.js ... pid=547180
Because he's obviously tearing it up in the minors. Way to waste that year of service time!
Because he's obviously tearing it up in the minors. Way to waste that year of service time!
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Fuck the service time argument so hard if it's a player you want you will lock him up in an extension when it's warranted
He is better than Ankiel and Bernadinha so why the fuck not
He is better than Ankiel and Bernadinha so why the fuck not
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