Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!

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SAMNINJA 6.2 INNINGS 9 K'S 0 ER'S

FUCK YOUR MOTHER ZAP

Oh sure, right after I drop him from my fantasy team. Now I hate him.

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Titanic 100 years wOw. Global warming couldve saved titanic. Sad to say

Maybe we should just automatically post all of Jose Conseco's tweets in this thread.

[Zerohero]

The Royals,

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geez lineup not THAT bad...

[From Blintzes to Crepes]

Carl Crawford is going to see the man NO baseball player wants to see. Dr. James Andrews..... That can't be good for the SAWXZ

[Zap Rowsdower]

Part of me wonders if all these terrible signings was a long planned and calculated move on Epstein's part to ensure that Boston wouldn't win a World Series without him.

[\m/Johnny\m/]

The Royals,

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geez lineup not THAT bad...

So fucking infuriating... especially cuz I like all these guys a lot. Have watched every pitch this year, and been to 2 home games already... so fucking infuriating.

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[Natas]

but Crawford was so fucking good for so long until last year

[Zap Rowsdower]

He was good, but not $20 million a year good.

[Zerohero]

Part of me wonders if all these terrible signings was a long planned and calculated move on Epstein's part to ensure that Boston wouldn't win a World Series without him.

Probably!

I feel a bit of guilt, just a bit at my Red Sox hatred, since I've got 3 or four pals that are real-long time back in the day, jim rice yaz dwight evans bill buckner facepalmin' fans.

But I feel much more when the Red Yanks fail.

sorry if I sound like a goof at times on this matter Mr. Cubes.

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The Pirates out-hit their opponent 9 to 3 and still managed to lose. I truly admire that team's dedication to shittiness.

[Zap Rowsdower]

Inge finally put out of his (and our) misery.

[Zap Rowsdower]

http://espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/story/_ ... e-new-york

Delmon Young hates juice.

[Natas]

http://espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/story/_ ... e-new-york

Delmon Young hates juice.

In 2006, Young was suspended for 50 games without pay by the International League for throwing a bat that hit a replacement umpire in the chest.

Oh. For some reaosn I always thought he was the guy who got hit by a pitch, then kicked the catched in the head before charging the mound. I remember this but don't think it's as cool.

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He kicked the catcher so quickly. It still makes me laugh. Take out the pitcher's defense before you attack him. Real foresight.

This week I traded for Heath Bell.

[Chad]

welp, pelf is done for the year. and I can't say that I didn't want to see him gone before the season started

but that he had to pitch well for the first stretch in what seems like a year and a half right before he tore his UCL is so typical of the bullshit heaped on me on a full-time basis as a mets fan

you on board the Kirk Nieuwenhuis love train? I follow the NL east, especially Mets games cause you have a great tv crew, and I think the guy is awesome. he has stoic baseball fuck you face in every interview, as monotone as you like. really starting to like the Mets story this year. also, if I'm a Mets fan (I'm not) I almost want them to replace Pelfrey with Familia rather than Schwinden. this season was considered lost anyway, why not bring up the guy with better stuff?

[CoconutBackwards1]

http://espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/story/_ ... e-new-york

Delmon Young hates juice.

Just keeping the Family Hate alive.

[Chad]

yeah

[Zerohero]

http://espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/story/_ ... e-new-york

Delmon Young hates juice.

Just keeping the Family Hate alive.

get the young man a Sweet Lord Hitler hoodie pronto

[Zap Rowsdower]

Delmon's too fly for that.

[Gunther]

can they void his contract? because that'd be pretty sweet. not because of the arrest but because i hate him.

[Chad]

a national ISSUE, complete with OUTRAGE.

[Natas]

I hate how modern America is turning into this stupid fucking gay self-protecting SOCIAL MEDIA bubble...one guy does some horseshit drunk on the street...it becomes a national ISSUE, complete with OUTRAGE.

don't make a mistake, cause the internet Jews are on top of it

what a dumb transition

I think Gunther is a faggot, too, dude.

[Gunther]

oy vey!

[Zap Rowsdower]

http://www.milb.com/milb/stats/stats.js ... pid=547180

Because he's obviously tearing it up in the minors. Way to waste that year of service time!

[The Schwartz]

Fuck the service time argument so hard if it's a player you want you will lock him up in an extension when it's warranted

He is better than Ankiel and Bernadinha so why the fuck not