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I thought about that in context of the rest of the stuff you posted, and well...I'm really sorry Travis.
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Time for a new cleaning lady who knows her place...
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I should have asked to see the note. I could be wrong, but I have a sneaking suspicion that Maria didn't leave a note about the bathroom light at all. Hey do you guys want to know what this is about? There are two bathrooms, 9 males and 1 female at this workplace. Well, someone was in the one shared by 9 people, so I went in the other one. They bathrooms are way on the other side of the building and she didn't see me, but I think someone snitched me (to get her goat, which is fun) because when I walked back to the other side a bunch of people were standing around and at the end of the conversation she made some kind of passive aggressive comment about people using her bathroom and I "poker faced" her and received that email in the morning.
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Travis needs to start leaving the seats up....
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Have a massive horrid shit in that bathroom as often as possible, with the lights left on off course.
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:lol: Leaving the light on in the women's restroom. Travis is getting out of control guys. What are we going to do?
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"is Halloween on the 31st this year?"
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3 out of 4 right? So I got 60%?
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Pastor of Muppets wrote:"is Halloween on the 31st this year?"
I've been asked this twice in the last couple of weeks. :fp:
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Do a bit of interviewing now. My favorite so far was the guy with 15 years of experience on his resume that came out with "I'm looking to learn Linux, so I bought a Mac. You can't trust any of the other programs that claim to be real Linux."
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That's... ballsy?
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Pastor of Muppets wrote:"is Halloween on the 31st this year?"
I've been asked this twice in the last couple of weeks. :fp:
3 times within a week down here. :drooly:
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I've only gotten it once this year but it was accompanied by, "It's time and a half for holidays right ?"
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glovefullavaseline wrote:3 out of 4 right? So I got 60%?
maybe they'd already included a "0 out of 1" (bringing the total up to 3 out of 5) since they knew they couldn't do the final math correctly
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Oh fuck now he's talking about magnets. Go the fuck home!
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STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT SHARKS
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Grant money for his magnet powered perpetual motion machine. I'm having a stroke.
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Hey that sounds like my senior design class. Some guy wanted to use his idea for magnetic power generation as his design project. If I remember correctly his design was basically "I have two magnets. We put them in this jig I designed and they will rotate each other forever until they stop being magnetic."

It really wasn't much worse than most of the other project ideas.
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chorton wrote:Hey that sounds like my senior design class. Some guy wanted to use his idea for magnetic power generation as his design project. If I remember correctly his design was basically "I have two magnets. We put them in this jig I designed and they will rotate each other forever until they stop being magnetic."

It really wasn't much worse than most of the other project ideas.
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