woohoo, thomas the alchemist!right over there wrote:
the gospel of thomas, written within a generation of jesus' death, banned by the church as heretical and kept out of the canon because of this verse:
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His disciples said to Him, "When will the Kingdom come?"
Jesus said, "It will not come by waiting for it. It will not be a matter of saying 'Here it is' or 'There it is.' Rather, heaven is spread out upon the earth, and men do not see it."
fuck every religion forever
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elephants gerald wrote:religion is the opiate of the masses
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Still see the blonde kid around town wearing full length skirts and black nail polish. Daniel is probably even more into god these days.badgevvrecker wrote:right over there wrote:
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oh settle down, i'm merely getting in on a little peanut gallery action. this is all rosses trainwreck.Honky Kong 64 wrote:Now look what you've done Ross!
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Ross is on the same mental breakdown path Advances|Monkey was on.
Toilet Fleet wrote:dogs are shit tbqh
oh wow youre loyal, you know who else was loyal, fuckin goebbels
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Ross drugs - do they produce painfully obvious conclusions or insanity? Stay tuned & find out...
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I can see this little by little....Cryptoplasty wrote:Ross is on the same mental breakdown path Advances|Monkey was on.
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He might be on creatine
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if only there was more jew based black death metal blasphemy the need for this thread would be lessened...
Hatred elders of almighty curse
Ascending spells casting storms of plague
As hassidic cracks of hecatomb breaks forth
Devourment of the jews breed
Swallowed upon the chasm of eternal dirty jew money
From below to beyond the stars
Persecution of fallen souls
Draining armies of corpses
For the kingdom of death's alignment
Mighty infernal legions attack
Impaled Motzo balls falls from the skies
Overlords of hatred consecration
Exalt the spirits of tyrant command
Cast the emplagued scourge
Thru seas of reaped flesh and gore
Infamous force of dirty jew moneyness unleash
Upon the gate of no return
The flesh of all men devoured
All blood of creation spills
Dying for the mighty sword
Souls of holiness entangled
Drowned on the stream of all pain Dirty Jew Money Motzo balls desecrated
Heaven's empire of deceit destroyed
Cleansing in ablazing firestorm
Envenoment and molestation down below
Swallowed into the seas of dirty jew money blood and gore
Infestation of scourge and damnation
Spirits of abomination ride
Enthroned empowered in flames
Wicked merciless Motzo balls celebrate
Conquerors of Armageddon
Impaling spike on the damned jewbeard
Kill, kill, kill lord Motzo balls Motzo balls
Infamous force of dirty jew moneyness unleash
Upon the gate of no return
The flesh of all men devoured
All blood of creation spills
Dying for the mighty sword
Souls of holiness entangled
Drowned on the stream of all pain Dirty Jew Money Motzo balls desecrated
Hatred elders of almighty curse
Ascending spells casting storms of plague
As hassidic cracks of hecatomb breaks forth
Devourment of the jews breed
Swallowed upon the chasm of eternal dirty jew money
From below to beyond the stars
Persecution of fallen souls
Draining armies of corpses
For the kingdom of death's alignment
Mighty infernal legions attack
Impaled Motzo balls falls from the skies
Overlords of hatred consecration
Exalt the spirits of tyrant command
Cast the emplagued scourge
Thru seas of reaped flesh and gore
Infamous force of dirty jew moneyness unleash
Upon the gate of no return
The flesh of all men devoured
All blood of creation spills
Dying for the mighty sword
Souls of holiness entangled
Drowned on the stream of all pain Dirty Jew Money Motzo balls desecrated
Heaven's empire of deceit destroyed
Cleansing in ablazing firestorm
Envenoment and molestation down below
Swallowed into the seas of dirty jew money blood and gore
Infestation of scourge and damnation
Spirits of abomination ride
Enthroned empowered in flames
Wicked merciless Motzo balls celebrate
Conquerors of Armageddon
Impaling spike on the damned jewbeard
Kill, kill, kill lord Motzo balls Motzo balls
Infamous force of dirty jew moneyness unleash
Upon the gate of no return
The flesh of all men devoured
All blood of creation spills
Dying for the mighty sword
Souls of holiness entangled
Drowned on the stream of all pain Dirty Jew Money Motzo balls desecrated
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Most people don't convey obvious conclusions with this kind of hubris, so I lean towards insanity.
It's OK though. The more entertainment, the better.
It's OK though. The more entertainment, the better.
Toilet Fleet wrote:dogs are shit tbqh
oh wow youre loyal, you know who else was loyal, fuckin goebbels
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Isn't that how the text was written in the first place?Necrometer wrote:that's fine, but one should reach that conclusion using their mind and/or heartFriendly Goatus wrote:If everyone did all that stuff one day a week, we'd be better off as a society
I can kinda get your point with this thread but you chose the like 2nd worse possible example I can think of.
The people get "take a fucking break once in a while and give the soil a rest too" into their culture's official text that the elite/bosses/masters are supposed to be accountable too and it's a bad thing? I'm not referring to all the strange (to us?) rules that get extrapolated from there. It's not like this is some suck the king's weener or you go to hell type of thing.
Interestingly, the real life consequences of obsessively trying to accumulate surplus (through intensive agriculture, for example) are starvation, plagues, warm-globe super tornadoes...
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What if Piss Pot Pete read this thread?
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Natas wrote:What if Piss Pot Pete read this thread?
Up into the thread popped Piss Pot Pete,
with his 89 lbs. of swingin meat
rammed his cock up a rabbi's ass
the jew farted out some toxic gas
Petes cock expanded like a kids balloon,
exploded dick and ass flying to the moon...
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Thought I read a thread titled "Fuck every nigga ever" then I saw Zerohero's Piss Pot Pete freestyle and it was good.
Haha,
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acid casualty, suicide, or late term republican, which do you think he'll end up if he doesn't quit trying to solve the world.
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just out of curiosity because I think I'm missing at least the last page, but has anyone involved dummfoc into their chat over the last five pages, or is he still just having a one-on-one with his own posts...?
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
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kunt-koward khimera kevine kitschhelll quoted the guy
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oH, i SEE...well to the true outsider witness to the goings-ons in this thread, it's sort of amusing to see one lonely fucking sadsack blatther on like an idiot to no audience, trying in vain to make an entrance and be to be heard to an overwhelming majority who have him blocked....
Just a witness. It's hilarious from my angle...
Just a witness. It's hilarious from my angle...
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
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haahhahahasoiled depends wrote:just out of curiosity because I think I'm missing at least the last page, but has anyone involved dummfoc into their chat over the last five pages, or is he still just having a one-on-one with his own posts...?
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This is all very validating to me.
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I can't help it, I'm a laugh riot...FVBTVS wrote:haahhahahasoiled depends wrote:just out of curiosity because I think I'm missing at least the last page, but has anyone involved dummfoc into their chat over the last five pages, or is he still just having a one-on-one with his own posts...?
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
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good news! we are going to be able to walk to the science museum but only because a certain shabbot-observer was crafty enough to buy tickets before the holy day - god loves a good loophole-abuser
thanks for this thoughtful post; I'll respond if I can sort out an intelligent and post-adolescent replyfeatherboa wrote:Isn't that how the text was written in the first place?Necrometer wrote:that's fine, but one should reach that conclusion using their mind and/or heartFriendly Goatus wrote:If everyone did all that stuff one day a week, we'd be better off as a society
I can kinda get your point with this thread but you chose the like 2nd worse possible example I can think of.
The people get "take a fucking break once in a while and give the soil a rest too" into their culture's official text that the elite/bosses/masters are supposed to be accountable too and it's a bad thing? I'm not referring to all the strange (to us?) rules that get extrapolated from there. It's not like this is some suck the king's weener or you go to hell type of thing.
Interestingly, the real life consequences of obsessively trying to accumulate surplus (through intensive agriculture, for example) are starvation, plagues, warm-globe super tornadoes...